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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 9:49 pm

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Or maybe I can help the tensions on this board with some comic relief in this thread.

Think about the wedding reception.

On the right side of the banquet hall: All the nice black friends and family of Jason Goff and his lovely bride.

On the left side of the banquet hall: All of the horrible, scum bag white people that work at the SCORE.

You gotta invite these cracker SCORE people, Jason. It's a combination of politics and guilt. I know. It's just one of those things you have to do. We've all been there. But I feel bad for you.

Suggestion: Make Laurence Holmes in charge of making sure the horrible, white SCORE people don't cross the isle and associate with the nice black people.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:03 pm

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Goff in Belize with his girl...risky move with that Zekea virus.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:08 pm

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312player wrote:

Goff in Belize with his girl...risky move with that Zekea virus.

Goff: Playa, ain't no Zekea virus gonna take my ass down. Shit, only weak ass crackers and girls fall from that shit.

312player: Well, what about your bride to be then? Aren't you worried about her?

Goff: Playa, if she can't survive it, the marriage wasn't meant to be.

312player: :shock:

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:56 pm

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Ron Wolfley wrote:

https://twitter.com/Jason1Goff/status/733100952329158656

Ron Wolfely made this thread on May 18th. Today, Goff announced his baby's due date is Feb 2. So, by doing the math, it's official....SHOT GUN WEDDING, MOTHA FUCKAS. Playa did what's right. That's what brothas do!!! I'll see y'all at the crib!!!!!

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:04 pm

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quick trigger pull, first term's a dicey proposition for any pregnancy, regardless of the parents' health etc. just the way it is. regardless, may they have a long and happy marriage and as many kids as they want.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:09 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Beardown wrote:

No way Spiegel gets an invite to the wedding, right?

It'll be open bar, not open kitchen.

I can say that because I'm a blimp too.

Miss this joke originally but :lol:

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:25 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Ron Wolfley wrote:

https://twitter.com/Jason1Goff/status/733100952329158656

You're an idiot, Beardown. Even if you did the math, she wouldn't have known she was pregnant until June or July.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:01 pm

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spmack wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Ron Wolfley wrote:

https://twitter.com/Jason1Goff/status/733100952329158656

You're an idiot, Beardown. Even if you did the math, she wouldn't have known she was pregnant until June or July.

The naivete of youth.

Anyway, we all know the reason he got married is to quell the rumors from aDLanta

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:09 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

spmack wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Ron Wolfley wrote:

https://twitter.com/Jason1Goff/status/733100952329158656

You're an idiot, Beardown. Even if you did the math, she wouldn't have known she was pregnant until June or July.

The naivete of youth.

Wrong, Spmack. She could have tested herself. By the math, Goff proposed 2 weeks after conception. I win!!!!!

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Jason Goff got engaged today

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:12 pm

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Plus, I think Goff once said, "Brothas know when they put a baby in her or not. They just know." So Goff didn't need no damn test. Playa knew that very moment.

(For the record, I'm just mocking Goff. No agenda here. Just funnin' around. Thank you.)

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