any commercial for Sonic with the two brain damaged idiots. I want to win the Lotto and Bob and Silent Jay the guy in the passenger seat.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Chas is the man.

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Those pants are coral. I would know.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I think the move to Florida has improved my outlook and mental health overall. What does the class think?

I had this wierd thought about how the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was trying to make the Thug life more appealing to mainstream America, then I went and had a couple of Long Island Iced Teas and cleared my head.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

https://youtu.be/8ZiJLuB7bJA

This sponsor video (without the lyrics) plays on WTTW in between shows. What irks me is it uses the song "Lake Shore Drive" And the entire video follows a Binny's van with B plates. Commercial vans with B plates are not allowed on Lake Shore Drive.

I know. My wife hates me, too.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

1. During Cubs broadcasts, there are spots for Wintrust where they say they are proud "legacy" partners of the Cubs. What does that mean, they were buying ads when the Cubs sucked?

2. LifeLock ads stating they monitor "hundreds of millions of transactions every second of every day." I'm willing to give some leeway, but come on.

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I've had it with this overly cute and schmaltzy Samsung washing machine commercial with the elfin faux girl-next-door Kristen Bell and her Cro-Magnon hillbilly husband Dax Shepard. Look at those rich people! They have messy kids and their banter is so married couple! They're just like us! Let's buy a Samsung hun! Fuck off and die.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

This commercial infuriates me too. You aren't real people and you don't do your own laundry. Your fucking married a guy named Dax for fucks sake.

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i can't remember if i've complained about that series of commercials with those two, but i've long wanted to stick them in a dump truck full of molten lava, and have that truck drive off a cliff, into a frozen sheet of ice. then, devoured by whatever maneating marine life lives underneath.

I just thought I'd mention 2 new ads that I actually DO like.
The new Geico ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjHK2Uczq7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnR9ah0v1o4

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

"Can I flip your meat?"


Uh...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That was a strange commercial.

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Would.

Though I do agree with your overall sentiment of her commercial.

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It would be really nice to someday watch a football game without hearing Dennis Leary's goddamn voice nearly every commercial break.

every time he speaks, bill hicks rolls around in his grave.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I think I heard the CBS-iest piece of ad copy for a prime-time drama this morning:

CBS tonight: "The United States government is under hacker control."

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What's with the sudden increase in mattress and pillow commercials (My Pillow, Mattress Firm, Ghost Bed, Helix, etc.). Are the markups so high that everyone is trying to get a piece of market share?

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Nationwide: The Sessions

is pretty nauseating.

The stupid girl that named her car Brad

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She looks just like a girl who used to work at one of my clients. The girl who texted me to ask if I've been in love, what it felt like, how do you know, etc. Then only to reveal she was in love with me. So creepy.

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It would be nice if, in the Samsung commercial for virtual reality, we had at least some idea of what the people in the commercial are looking at when that act like they're seeing something incredible.

they're looking at JDC's tweets.

I read 'tweets' as something else entirely...

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The guy from Zyppah needs to meet with Vlad the Impaler. Great marketing plan, annoy the fuck out of people so they turn your commercial off within the first three seconds.

Did she name her car Greg?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Probably her pocket rocket.

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Should have fucked her at least once and then ghosted her ass. She'd have let you do anything to her, even the most depraved shit. But one does have to be careful with the obsessive types. They end up sending you pictures of their recently glazed hand and fingers after begging you for permission to masturbate.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Why does Larry Fitzgerald call his dead mother's answering machine to leave her messages? Why does Larry Fitzgerald's dead mother still have an active phone line?

That's how she hears how the Cubs' postseason run is going.

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