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Thank you for your patience during the contest's Summer Hiatus #2. The Rules Cabal finally got all of their shit together in one pile enough to call it progress.

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16 players!? Win and advance?!? A new title sponsor?? Why the hell not??? :D :bounce: :bounce:

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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Kasey Kahne each week if I am so compelled. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 40 spots available in this contest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).

Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.


If you pick someone and one of the above mentioned posters want that driver, you have to pick another driver. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying.

PLEASE NOTE:
A Dealbreaker Pick may be taken from you by someone else also using a Dealbreaker. This is called "nuclear option"
driver picking. Yes, this is unfair and everyone may use up their Dealbreakers going after the same driver, in the same week.

2. *** A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. ***
3. Up to 40 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.


Overall Standings
After Week 26

Total pts._________________ Chase Driver_____2nd Driver
12 Urlacher's missing neck*_ Kyle Busch________Ryan Newman
12 Secret Squirrel***_______ Brad Keselowski___Kasey Kahne
9 newper****____________ Denny Hamlin_____Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
6 chaspopcapp**________ Kevin Harvick_______*Greg Biffle
6 Peoria Matt*__________ Carl Edwards________Ryan Blaney
6 Gloopan Kuratz_________ Martin Truex Jr_____Alex Bowman
6 RFDC**______________ Matt Kenseth________Casey Mears
6 Apologist*____________ Jimmie Johnson_____*AJ Allmendinger
3 Terry's Peeps__________ Joey Logano________*Paul Menard
3 Hussra_______________ Kyle Larson_________Aric Almirola
3 pittmike______________ Tony Stewart_______Clint Bowyer
3 doug-ep**____________ Kurt Busch_________*Danica Patrick
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3 sjboyd0137___________ Chris Buescher______NP-Trevor Bayne
0 K Effective____________ Chase Elliott________Josh Wise
0 donspiracy____________ Austin Dillon_______Michael McDowell
0 Hatchetman__________ Jamie McMurray_____NP-Landon Cassill
---SILLY SEASON---59th Annual Daytona 500---February 26, 2017---
*Dealbreaker Award________*2ndPick NP-NoPick


Entry List
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 400
Chicagoland Speedway - 9/18/2016


Car# Driver Manu Sponsor Owner OwnerPointsRank Race Attempts
1 1 Jamie McMurray Chevy McDonald's Chip Ganassi Racing 12 26
2 2 Brad Keselowski Ford Miller Lite Team Penske 2 26
3 3 Austin Dillon Chevy DOW - Packaging Richard Childress Racing 11 26
4 4 Kevin Harvick Chevy Jimmy John's Stewart-Haas Racing 1 26
5 5 Kasey Kahne Chevy Liftmaster Hendrick Motorsports 17 26
6 6 Trevor Bayne Ford AdvoCare Roush Fenway Racing 19 26
7 7 Regan Smith Chevy Nikko RC/TMNT Raphael Tommy Baldwin Racing 33 26
8 10 Danica Patrick Chevy Nature's Bakery / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Stewart-Haas Racing 24 26
9 11 Denny Hamlin Toyota FedEx Express Joe Gibbs Racing 4 26
10 13 Casey Mears Chevy GEICO Germain Racing 28 26
11 14 Tony Stewart Chevy Rush Truck Centers / Mobil 1 Stewart-Haas Racing 18 26
12 15 Clint Bowyer Chevy PEAK HScott Motorsports 27 26
13 16 Greg Biffle Ford Performance Plus Motor Oil Roush Fenway Racing 23 26
14 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. Ford Fastenal Roush Fenway Racing 22 26
15 18 Kyle Busch Toyota Skittles Joe Gibbs Racing 6 26
16 19 Carl Edwards Toyota Stanley Joe Gibbs Racing 7 26
17 20 Matt Kenseth Toyota DeWalt Joe Gibbs Racing 13 26
18 21* Ryan Blaney # Ford Motorcraft / Quick Lane Tire & Auto Center Wood Brothers Racing 21 26
19 22 Joey Logano Ford Shell Pennzoil Team Penske 3 26
20 23 David Ragan Toyota Jewel Osco BK Racing 32 26
21 24 Chase Elliott # Chevy NAPA Auto Parts Hendrick Motorsports 10 26
22 27 Paul Menard Chevy Moen / Menards Richard Childress Racing 25 26
23 30* Josh Wise Chevy Curtis Key Plumbing The Motorsports Group 40 26
24 31 Ryan Newman Chevy Caterpillar Richard Childress Racing 16 26
25 32 Joey Gase(i) Ford JT Concrete / Carolina Cooker GO FAS Racing 38 26
26 34 Chris Buescher # Ford CSX - Play it Safe Front Row Motorsports 30 26
27 38 Landon Cassill Ford TMNT Bebop Front Row Motorsports 31 26
28 41 Kurt Busch Chevy Haas Automation Stewart-Haas Racing 5 26
29 42 Kyle Larson Chevy Coke Chip Ganassi Racing 14 26
30 43 Aric Almirola Ford Smithfield Richard Petty Motorsports 26 26
31 44 Brian Scott # Ford Albertsons Co / Shore Lodge Richard Petty Motorsports 34 26
32 46 Michael Annett Chevy Pilot Flying J HScott Motorsports 37 26
33 47 A.J. Allmendinger Chevy Kroger / DiGiorno / Hot Pockets JTG Daugherty Racing 20 26
34 48 Jimmie Johnson Chevy Lowe's Hendrick Motorsports 9 26
35 55* Reed Sorenson Chevy TBD Premium Motorsports 39 21
36 78 Martin Truex Jr. Toyota Furniture Row / Denver Mattress Furniture Row Racing 8 26
37 83 Matt Dibenedetto Toyota Mass Markets BK Racing 35 26
38 88 Alex Bowman Chevy Axalta Hendrick Motorsports 15 26
39 95 Michael McDowell Chevy Thrivent Financial/TMNT Donatello Circle Sport-Leavine Family Racing 39 26
40 98* Cole Whitt Chevy TBD Premium Motorsports 36 26

# Simoco Rookie of the Year candidate

(i) = driver not running for 2016 Sprint Cup Series Championship Drivers Points

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I haven't been here in months, and i'm in 6th? :lol:

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Change my pick to Casey Mears

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Somebody win this thing? I was busy watching something else


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Rumor has it that Truex Jr won. Your 48 led the most laps but finished 12th because he sped on pit road. Both Truex and Johnson's cars failed inspection after the race, so penalties may be upcoming.

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Yeah I just saw that. Johnson cheating... who would have thought :lol: :oops:

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