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shakes

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:01 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

Good kraut ratio

This guy gets it

I could make a meal out of kraut alone, just as my ancestors did.

I would not shit in a hole in the ground later that evening as they did though.

I guess the key is how good is the kraut? There's a big difference between the overpowering pungent store bought stuff and the homemade kraut that has a nice and more subtle flavor.

90% of my experience is unfortunately with the crappy kraut.

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Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:05 pm

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shakes wrote:

90% of my experience is unfortunately with the crappy kraut.

Same with MANY of your ancestors.

I'll see myself out....

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:02 pm

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:08 pm

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has it ever been discussed on here why the fuck it takes portillo's so fucking long for either drive thru or in store? last night i had an in store takeout order of 3 hot dogs, 1 beef and cheddar croissant and a large fry. it took over 15 minutes to get my food.

It seems like they have 100 people working yet production is still slow.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:10 pm

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pizza_Place: Phils' on 35th all you need to know

billypootons wrote:

nothing is premade. Everything is made to order. They are so fanatical they don't even precut the bread.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:15 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:05 am
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Location: Cultural Mecca
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OH MY GOD EWW FRESHLY PREPARED FOOD

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:32 pm

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pizza_Place: Milano's

i actually find their process to be quite efficient
i always add/subtract things from my burger, and not one time in all the years i've gone have they screwed it up

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:33 pm

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Bagels wrote:

i actually find their process to be quite efficient
i always add/subtract things from my burger, and not one time in all the years i've gone have they screwed it up

For the amount of business they do, their drive-thru operation is probably the best in the business.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:41 pm

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Yeah...they do move that line along.

I remember when Rte 59 location started all the outdoors stuff...they didn't have portable credit card machines so they had to walk your credit card around to the cashier...then deliver it back when done.

Never was 100% trusting considering they'd be on the other side of the building...might hand it back to the wrong car...etc.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:42 pm

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I'm not a fan of their little number rhymes when you are waiting for your order inside.

Number 127! 127 you're in Portillo's heaven
Number 139! 139 your food looks fine

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:43 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm not a fan of their little number rhymes when you are waiting for your order inside.

Number 127! 127 you're in Portillo's heaven
Number 139! 139 your food looks fine

Fucking Indiana.

They don't do that here.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:44 pm

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IMU wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm not a fan of their little number rhymes when you are waiting for your order inside.

Number 127! 127 you're in Portillo's heaven
Number 139! 139 your food looks fine

Fucking Indiana.

They don't do that here.

Yes, they do.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:45 pm

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IMU wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm not a fan of their little number rhymes when you are waiting for your order inside.

Number 127! 127 you're in Portillo's heaven
Number 139! 139 your food looks fine

Fucking Indiana.

They don't do that here.

Merrillville IN, Homewood and Downtown Chicago locations all have done it. Those are the only three that I've dined inside so I can't speak to them all.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:05 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

IMU wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm not a fan of their little number rhymes when you are waiting for your order inside.

Number 127! 127 you're in Portillo's heaven
Number 139! 139 your food looks fine

Fucking Indiana.

They don't do that here.

Yes, they do.

EGV, Golf Rd, Rte 59, Northlake and Arlington Heights certainly don't.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:08 pm

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IMU wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

IMU wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm not a fan of their little number rhymes when you are waiting for your order inside.

Number 127! 127 you're in Portillo's heaven
Number 139! 139 your food looks fine

Fucking Indiana.

They don't do that here.

Yes, they do.

EGV, Golf Rd, Rte 59, Northlake and Arlington Heights certainly don't.

Yup. I've never seen it either. Sounds ridiculous.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:12 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
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Hank Scorpio wrote:

IMU wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm not a fan of their little number rhymes when you are waiting for your order inside.

Number 127! 127 you're in Portillo's heaven
Number 139! 139 your food looks fine

Fucking Indiana.

They don't do that here.

Merrillville IN, Homewood and Downtown Chicago locations all have done it. Those are the only three that I've dined inside so I can't speak to them all.

I've also seen/heard that at the Morton Grove location on Dempster.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:31 pm

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Downers Grove certainly does it.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:35 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
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I've been vindicated!!!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:47 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Pretty much every Portillo's I've ever been to does that. Not sure where IMU and FF are going.

5-8, there's no more wait!

3-4, you're out the door!

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:49 pm

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When I went there I heard "789 Stop eating you fat fuck!"

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:51 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

When I went there I heard "789 Stop eating you fat fuck!"

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:12 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

When I went there I heard "789 Stop eating you fat fuck!"

Scooter works at Portillo's?

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Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:26 pm

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Chus wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

When I went there I heard "789 Stop eating you fat fuck!"

Scooter works at Portillo's?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Portillo's Bratwurst

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:58 pm

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Chus wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

When I went there I heard "789 Stop eating you fat fuck!"

Scooter works at Portillo's?

Only the ones that have beer on tap.

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