newper wrote:
In a similar vein, around the year 2000, I was asked to provide email capability to a programming language called Clipper. Clipper came out in 1985 to support a lot of the DBase programming, and needless to say, email wasn't even a thing back then. What I ended up doing was creating a Delphi application that would read a table and email from that, and the Clipper app would enter stuff into the table, and to the end user, it would look like they were emailing from Clipper (which didn't have mouse support -- at least our version of it.)
Anyway, I was off in an Oracle training class as we were preparing to migrate. A secretary came in the room and said "Is there a newper here?" I said yes, wondering what was going on. She said "I have a call for you -- can you take it on this phone?" I pick up the phone and it was my boss saying "There's something wrong with Norman Mailer" (that's what we named the Delphi app.) "It keeps sending the same email." I told him just turn off the PC that it was running on, and I'll take a look after the training... I get back to the office, and login -- I had been bcc'ing myself on the emails during this initial test phase to make sure things were working. I had about 8000 copies of the same email -- the app had a bug where it wasn't able to mark the email as sent, and was sending it out every 5 seconds. Thankfully, we moved onto a more modern Oracle based system shortly thereafter and we could kill off Norman Mailer.
“Ok, I don’t like to gear my material to the audience but I’d like to make an exception because I was told that there is a convention of plumbers in San Francisco this week – I understand about 30 of them came down to the show tonight – so before I came out I worked-up a joke especially for the plumbers. Those of you who aren’t plumbers probably won’t get this and won’t think it’s funny, but I think those of you who are plumbers will really enjoy this…
“This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench. Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, “You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.” Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, “The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.” Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, “It says sprocket not socket!”
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STU-GOTZ wrote:
Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .