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"Describe yourself in three fictional characters"

Girls, you can't all be Leslie Knope


Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption
Warden Norton from The Shawshank Redemption
Fat Ass from The Shawshank Redemption


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"Describe yourself in three fictional characters"

Girls, you can't all be Leslie Knope


Otto Maddox
Cully Cross
Jack Burden

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"Describe yourself in three fictional characters"

Girls, you can't all be Leslie Knope


Otto Maddox
Cully Cross
Jack Burden


Jack Burton would be a lot cooler...

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Rod
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"Describe yourself in three fictional characters"

Girls, you can't all be Leslie Knope


Otto Maddox
Cully Cross
Jack Burden


Jack Burton would be a lot cooler...

Image


I'm not a truck driver.

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Who are your three, Spaulding?

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Curious Hair wrote:
"Describe yourself in three fictional characters"

Girls, you can't all be Leslie Knope

Giovanni Ribisi in My Two Dad's
Buddy from Night Court
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Psycory
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Subject of the story that was originally linked on facebook commented wrote:
There is not the space here for my story, so I will say only that I had a great many issues in my life, some dating from childhood, that most of you never knew about, and that I never dealt with throughout my adult life, but which culminated in an inability to effectively manage my life in some very important ways (in spite of whatever impression you may have had). Left unchecked, these problems and defects ultimately took complete control of my life to the point that I spiraled out of control to a very deep, dark place, resulting a year ago in my abandoning of some of the most basic values of a civilized society, and of my Christian beliefs, like honesty and integrity. Thanks to the fervent prayers of family, friends and others, I found my way back to the Lord, and between what He has done in my life and the help of a great Christian counselor, I have found healing and I am a different person than that wretched train-wreck who robbed a bank last fall.

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Psycory wrote:
Subject of the story that was originally linked on facebook commented wrote:
There is not the space here for my story, so I will say only that I had a great many issues in my life, some dating from childhood, that most of you never knew about, and that I never dealt with throughout my adult life, but which culminated in an inability to effectively manage my life in some very important ways (in spite of whatever impression you may have had). Left unchecked, these problems and defects ultimately took complete control of my life to the point that I spiraled out of control to a very deep, dark place, resulting a year ago in my abandoning of some of the most basic values of a civilized society, and of my Christian beliefs, like honesty and integrity. Thanks to the fervent prayers of family, friends and others, I found my way back to the Lord, and between what He has done in my life and the help of a great Christian counselor, I have found healing and I am a different person than that wretched train-wreck who robbed a bank last fall.


Robbed a bank, huh? I was going to guess Gay Reeducation Camp...or Sandusky victim.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Facebook People
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Psycory wrote:
Subject of the story that was originally linked on facebook commented wrote:
There is not the space here for my story, so I will say only that I had a great many issues in my life, some dating from childhood, that most of you never knew about, and that I never dealt with throughout my adult life, but which culminated in an inability to effectively manage my life in some very important ways (in spite of whatever impression you may have had). Left unchecked, these problems and defects ultimately took complete control of my life to the point that I spiraled out of control to a very deep, dark place, resulting a year ago in my abandoning of some of the most basic values of a civilized society, and of my Christian beliefs, like honesty and integrity. Thanks to the fervent prayers of family, friends and others, I found my way back to the Lord, and between what He has done in my life and the help of a great Christian counselor, I have found healing and I am a different person than that wretched train-wreck who robbed a bank last fall.


Robbed a bank, huh? I was going to guess Gay Reeducation Camp...or Sandusky victim.

:lol:
He did rob a bank. I can't believe he would comment on facebook...he was a lawyer. Obviously not Really. Smart.

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Seems like he might have a future in radio stumbling through updates ...

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Psycory wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Psycory wrote:
Subject of the story that was originally linked on facebook commented wrote:
There is not the space here for my story, so I will say only that I had a great many issues in my life, some dating from childhood, that most of you never knew about, and that I never dealt with throughout my adult life, but which culminated in an inability to effectively manage my life in some very important ways (in spite of whatever impression you may have had). Left unchecked, these problems and defects ultimately took complete control of my life to the point that I spiraled out of control to a very deep, dark place, resulting a year ago in my abandoning of some of the most basic values of a civilized society, and of my Christian beliefs, like honesty and integrity. Thanks to the fervent prayers of family, friends and others, I found my way back to the Lord, and between what He has done in my life and the help of a great Christian counselor, I have found healing and I am a different person than that wretched train-wreck who robbed a bank last fall.


Robbed a bank, huh? I was going to guess Gay Reeducation Camp...or Sandusky victim.

:lol:
He did rob a bank. I can't believe he would comment on facebook...he was a lawyer. Obviously not Really. Smart.

Is this person in prison?

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Psycory
 Post subject: Re: Dumb Facebook People
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According to the story, they will be going on Oct. 25th.

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for the love of all thats holy can we be done with the "Bob has been missing for 18 hours. Please share this so that we can find him!"

Mind you bob is an adult. sometimes older gentleman. these things get 500 shares and then a few hours later its like

"We found him! Bob was at the mall and forgot to take his phone with them. Thanks for all your help everyone!"

well either that or they find him floating in the river. but either way, its horribly unnecessary.
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Douchebag
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hnd wrote:
for the love of all thats holy can we be done with the "Bob has been missing for 18 hours. Please share this so that we can find him!"

Mind you bob is an adult. sometimes older gentleman. these things get 500 shares and then a few hours later its like

"We found him! Bob was at the mall and forgot to take his phone with them. Thanks for all your help everyone!"

well either that or they find him floating in the river. but either way, its horribly unnecessary.

Is Bob into heroin?

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hnd
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probably. its the only possible way he can escape his helicopter family who won't let him go 1 freaking day without communicating with them. freaking cell phones are the worst thing ever.
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Hank Scorpio
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Those "Help Find ______" posts are getting out of hand. I always try to read the comments too and I've never seen where sharing it on facebook helps. It's never someone in a town 10 miles away says "I just saw Debbie at the mall with a strange man, license plate 123ABC". Its a bunch of people saying 'OMG! Thoughts and prayers!!!' or 'Shared in Asshole, Alaska'.

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Whoever made this doesn't know how to drive stick :lol:

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Whoever made this doesn't know how to drive stick :lol:


Probably a woman.

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Whoever made this doesn't know how to drive stick :lol:


I can eat, play with the radio, and text while driving stick.

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I don't know how to drive stick. No one I know had one so I never had the chance to learn.

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I moved
Had a friend move
Had another friend move

Now our mutual friend is on Facebook asking people to help them move when they were never around to help any of us.

Assholes

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I moved
Had a friend move
Had another friend move

Now our mutual friend is on Facebook asking people to help them move when they were never around to help any of us.

Assholes


Tell them to fuck off and hire someone.

Or Unfriend them.

Whatever.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I moved
Had a friend move
Had another friend move

Now our mutual friend is on Facebook asking people to help them move when they were never around to help any of us.

Assholes


Tell them to fuck off and hire someone.

Or Unfriend them.

Whatever.



Lol I just ignored her.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I moved
Had a friend move
Had another friend move

Now our mutual friend is on Facebook asking people to help them move when they were never around to help any of us.

Assholes


Tell them to fuck off and hire someone.

Or Unfriend them.

Whatever.



Lol I just ignored her.



Her? Did you want your female friend helping you carry couches? Help the lady out!

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I moved
Had a friend move
Had another friend move

Now our mutual friend is on Facebook asking people to help them move when they were never around to help any of us.

Assholes


Tell them to fuck off and hire someone.

Or Unfriend them.

Whatever.



Lol I just ignored her.



Her? Did you want your female friend helping you carry couches? Help the lady out!




Well her as in she was the one that asked for help. Her husband is the one I expected and asked to come help me but he had excuses. I didn't even bother with an excuse.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I moved
Had a friend move
Had another friend move

Now our mutual friend is on Facebook asking people to help them move when they were never around to help any of us.

Assholes


Tell them to fuck off and hire someone.

Or Unfriend them.

Whatever.



Lol I just ignored her.



Her? Did you want your female friend helping you carry couches? Help the lady out!




Well her as in she was the one that asked for help. Her husband is the one I expected and asked to come help me but he had excuses. I didn't even bother with an excuse.


Oh OK. That makes sense, carry on with the ignoring. I thought you were mad a single woman didn't volunteer to help you move and is being unrealistic to ask for help for herself.

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it's probably a 12 piece sectional
and she lives in a 3 story brownstone


What's next? A ride to the airport?

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