i remember your show on the score a couple years ago. thanks for reminding me why i hate people.

you got some mutha fuckin degrees huh. wow, youre still able to put a cockroach to sleep in the hot mexican sun. you probably smell like a mexican, your ideas are shit, your voice is shit, your personality sucks, youre boring, and again you likely smell like Mamie Van Doren's Caller Bob after a week of sexy shower fun without the water or soap.

all i want to say is fuck you for all those days that i needed to be awake at work and you fucked that up. two hours out of my day, day after day i...... sorry i just fell asleep thinking about you. hey, fuckin dirtbag, get a life and get the fuck out of the public eye, ear, ass whatever. just fuckin die

My wife smells quite wonderfully, thank you...

By the way Ike, have you finished with Jen's butthole yet?

there's always exceptions. jen is taken, used meat

you dont know who youre messin with. you dont want none of this

What would make this even better was if Pickles and Poofer came back too. Then BIG ED could bitch slap all their asses back to the stone age.

Welcome back Ike!! I missed you. In honor of you coming back....

'sup baby i love u