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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:21 am

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Okay, the clock's reading 15:01 here.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:25 am

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http://brobible.com/life/article/courtn ... -ken-bone/

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:28 am

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:31 am

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Mad Magazine seems to do a great job of seeming like what it is saying is funny without it ever actually being funny.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:45 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Mad Magazine seems to do a great job of seeming like what it is saying is funny without it ever actually being funny.

I preferred Cracked as a kid:

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:49 am

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I'm surprised there hasn't been a parody song called "Ken Bone" to the tune of Alice in Chain's "Them Bones."

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:54 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Wow, that's spectacularly bad "comedy" writing.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:59 am

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There are few things worse than terrible comedy that is gobbled up by MANY. I'm looking at you, Carlos Mencia.

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Ken Bone

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:26 pm

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formerlyknownas wrote:

I need this shirt:

https://represent.com/kenbone/yes-we-ken-official-sweater-and-tshirt-design-for-americas-sweetheart

Get your official Ken Bone T Shirt right here.

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DannyB

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:40 pm

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I'm envious of the China cabinet and the cat door.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:43 pm

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He has four cats. Brandmeier interviewed him yesterday.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:00 pm

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http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/13/technology/ken-bone-uber/

Bone, the nation's favorite undecided voter and sweater icon who won the Internet's heart during the second presidential debate, has sold out. For Uber.

"Everyone wants to know if I've decided ... and I have," Bone tweeted on Thursday. "uberSELECT helps you ride in style like me."
What is uberSELECT? Who cares about that, or anything anymore.

OK fine, it's apparently a new "luxury option" that lets customers in St. Louis be picked up in fancier cars. Customers like American debate hero Ken Bone.

"All of this was more than enough to win over the formerly undecided Ken Bone, who this morning took the first-ever uberSELECT ride in St. Louis!" Zack Slezak, marketing manager for Uber Midwest, wrote in a blog post.

Bone is staying vague on whether and how much Uber paid him for the promotional activity.

"I'm not a millionaire and they're not hurling money at me," Bone told the St. Louis Post Dispatch.

In fact, Bone is being compensated with free rides rather than cash. "We are providing him with with Uber credit for his role in the launch," said Molly Spaeth, a spokeswoman for Uber.

(... a few idiot tweets I'm not including from random morons that nobody knows, who cares, moving on ...)

Bone became an Internet sensation this week after posing a brief question to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump at the town hall debate full of undecided voters on Sunday.

"What steps will your energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs?" Bone asked.

The responses from the candidates were tame, but the response from the Internet was immediate and powerful. Bone rose like a red mustachioed beacon of light for a fiercely divided nation.

Bone did the rounds with press outlets and went from having seven Twitter followers, "two of which were my grandmother," to having tens of thousands of followers in barely 24 hours.

At first, Bone used his newly acquired fame for good -- urging people to "get out and vote." But less than a week later, Bone has turned into a brand's pitchman.

It could have been worse: Bone was previously offered $100,000 to appear on an adult webcam service.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:04 pm

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good

when the time comes. squeeze every penny.

i'd do the exact same.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:04 pm

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Well, you know he wasn't walking anywhere.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:07 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Well, you know he wasn't walking anywhere.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:25 am

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https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/57dw9a/im_american_citizen_undecided_voter_loving/

And he just kills it throughout the thing. Worth at least a skim.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:32 am

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Ken Bone beats it to pregnancy porn.

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:43 am

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The wheels fell off the Bone-mobile as Ken unwisely used the same alias in the AMA that he had used to make a variety of decidedly less than wholesome remarks over the past few years.

Here, for example, is Ken weighing in on the hacked nude Jennifer Lawrence pictures:

“Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them. By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it.”

That’s so gross that you can almost imagine Donald Trump saying it. Lawrence herself has said of the stolen images, “Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame.”

It turns out that Bone was a regular participant in several NSFW forums, including one devoted to pregnant women in swimsuits, who he referred to as “beautiful human submarines.”

He even admitted to committing “felony insurance fraud”:

Hi Ken. Dumbass did a reddit AMA using his normal alias. So now everyone dug up all his creepy comments.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:19 am

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Looks like the bone stops here...and here...and here:

http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/13/technol ... index.html

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:24 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Looks like the bone stops here...and here...and here:

http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/13/technol ... index.html

@ that last sentence, " Bone was offered 100k to appear on an adult webcam service"

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:26 am

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312player wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Looks like the bone stops here...and here...and here:

http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/13/technol ... index.html

@ that last sentence, " Bone was offered 100k to appear on an adult webcam service"

They probably revoked the offer when he demanded his cats appear, too.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:29 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

:lol:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/57dw9a/im_american_citizen_undecided_voter_loving/

And he just kills it throughout the thing. Worth at least a skim.

I second this. Absolutely hilarious AMA.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:30 am

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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:

Quote:

Hi Ken. Dumbass did a reddit AMA using his normal alias. So now everyone dug up all his creepy comments.

He knew exactly what he was doing....

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:25 am

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This is why I try to keep peace with you guys. If I ever make it big, someone (like an NSJ) may try to rat out my posts to TMZ.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:30 am

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Just make a movie about him.

"The Milfhunter"
Glenview was never the same. Based on a true story.
an L. Gordon Camps joint.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:42 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Just make a movie about him.

"The Milfhunter"
Glenview was never the same. Based on a true story.
an L. Gordon Camps joint.

There is already a MILF Hunter, and he is the doppleganger of Furious Styles.

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:59 pm

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Chus wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Just make a movie about him.

"The Milfhunter"
Glenview was never the same. Based on a true story.
an L. Gordon Camps joint.

There is already a MILF Hunter, and he is the doppleganger of Furious Styles.

Is that Ryan Dempster?

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Lisa Sparxxx

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:09 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

He has four cats. Brandmeier interviewed him yesterday.

Is he single?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:09 pm

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Lisa Sparxxx wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

He has four cats. Brandmeier interviewed him yesterday.

Is he single?

No, Brandmeier is married.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ken Bone

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:50 am

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Pregnant porn is a bit strange and sad and depressing. I watch it quite a bit, usually while im posting online about Reserving Martin and dick shaped skittles.

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