My list of issues with Paw Patrol is long and well documented.

An entire city relies on a 10 year old boy and his trained talking dogs to provide all the necessary civil services. It's insane. Police, Fire, Civil Engineering, Air and Sea rescue, Sanitation... I'd be pissed if my tax dollars were being poured into a futuristic lighthouse where talking dogs play Dance Dance Revolution all day.

I also don't know if he has to answer the calls. The mayor gets stranded on a boat with a chicken and calls him. Where are the checks and balances if he says 'Eff you Mayor!!'? The only law enforcement officer is a talking german shepherd that Ryder trained himself!!! Whose side do you think hes going to take? The only thing separating Adventure Bay from a full out dictatorship is the fact that Ryder is still a warm hearted young boy. Once he hits puberty and gets rejected by one of the local girls, things are going to ugly when Ryder hits his angsty teenage years.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

It all stems back to that locked up wishing well. In the episode where Sofia turns into a cat because Amber wished the King was allergic to her. The king finally sets things right and wishes that Sofia is normal again. The well tells him he has 1 wish remaining. The kids ask him what the first wish was and he says its a story for another day but that it didn't turn out like he wanted.

What happened is that the King was in town one day and a lovely young lady caught his eye, being the King and her a commoner, he decides to pursue her and they begin a torrid love affair. Her husband is seemingly powerless to intervene and must pretend to remain in the dark. After months of slowly losing his wife to another man, he beseeches the queen to confront the king and get him to stop...if not for him then for the their young daughter Sofia. She needs both parents in a loving home.

The queen is furious to find out that King Roland is out doing his thing and so she confronts Roland and he tells her to stay out of his business. He's the king and can do what he wants. The queen is desperate and so she lies to Roland and tells him that she has been seeing Sofia's father. The King flies into a rage and goes to the wishing well. He wishes that Sofia's father should die in a tragic accident. The wish is granted but sadly the accident is a house fire and the queen is in the home warning Sofia's father that she lied to the king and he should leave the kingdom immediately before he decides to have him executed. Sofia and her mother survive but the Queen and Sofia's father are killed.

The King is heartbroken that he killed his wife and he orders the well boarded up and locked so that nothing else can happen. In his grief he realizes that he needs to honor the dying man's wish and raise Sofia in a loving two parent home and so he marries the widow. And we as the viewers can begin to find out what being royal is all about.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Holy crap

This thread is great. Way better than the Bears game will be.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Lets get back to some Bear talk.........Dr. BrownBear talk that is. That fucking guy is solid. Peppa herself might be annoying but the rest of the characters are awesome. I can't get enough of Grampy Rabbit.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I cannot think of the last GB and Bears game I have not watched. I doubt I watch a minute of the game tonight.

Why is GB wearing white jerseys and bears all dark blue?

NFL Color Rush uniforms. Worst NFL idea since they decided to add a Minneapolis franchise.

I heard about the color rush but why home in white?

Will. NOT. Watch

That should've been roughing the passer on Mattews.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I heard about the color rush but why home in white?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?