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Beardown

Post subject: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:16 pm

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Which means Dan Bernstein has won yet again.

But it's his thing to pretend that he's not happy about this for his image and brand.

We'll probably hear a story about how he sat his children down and explained this to them. Then hugged them.

Last edited by Beardown on Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: 11-10: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:18 pm

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It's November 9th.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: 11-10: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:19 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Give us the back and forth.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:21 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

It's November 9th.

True. Which is when he won the election because it was past midnight.

9-11 was the worst day in American history. 11-9 is the 2nd worst day.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:35 pm

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Not a chance I listen today.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:36 pm

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We're gonna get the real slow talking style from Dan. And the really serious tone. He might even try to muster up a fake cry.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:37 pm

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Beardown wrote:

We're gonna get the real slow talking style from Dan. And the really serious tone. He might even try to muster up a fake cry.

who's on with him ? Larry ?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:40 pm

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Seems like a "some things are more important than sports" day.

I'm going to try to be the first caller and ask how Eddie Royal is looking for this weekend - he's on my fantasy team.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:43 pm

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Let's not forget the terrorists. Isis and the like must be popping champagne and banging hookers today! They're going to be recruiting and fundraising like crazy now that the great Satan has an orange head.

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Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:45 pm

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Chus wrote:

Not a chance I listen today.

You have to, it will be really bad. Rosenbloom is sitting in with little Danny today.
Two totally miserable people together to lecture all of us.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:48 pm

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Don't know why Lil Danny would be so down and out and surprised. Trump.told.you.he.was.going.to.win.

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:50 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Then they got out their Blue Apron box and cooked a delicious meal together.

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Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:54 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Don't know why Lil Danny would be so down and out and surprised. Trump.told.you.he.was.going.to.win.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:54 pm

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Transition...

Spiegel: What a night, huh guys?

Bernstein: Ya know, the first thing I thought about was my children. There are times in life when the world stops. Yesterday, when Hillary made the call to him, was one of those times. I'm sad. I'm outraged. I'm scared. Mostly for my children. Then Mexicans. Then Muslims. Then black people. Then women. Yesterday, we as Americans, were on the wrong side of history.

Spieglel: Wow. So hey, how about those Cubs?

Bernstein: Don't joke, fat boy. This is not the time for that.

Spiegel: Fuck you!!!!! Mother fucker!!!! You are the same as Donald Trump!!!!

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Chus

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:58 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Beardown wrote:

We're gonna get the real slow talking style from Dan. And the really serious tone. He might even try to muster up a fake cry.

who's on with him ? Larry ?

Definitely not listening.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:09 pm

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I had to look at my son last night who asked me "Are they going to come for the Jews again?" and I said "I don't know. I hope not."

:roll:

Why would anyone even think that? Ridiculous.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:10 pm

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ok. this is already off the rails.

his kid did not say that.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:10 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

I had to look at my son last night who asked me "Are they going to come for the Jews again?" and I said "I don't know. I hope not."

:roll:

You're a liar.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:10 pm

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Wow. Dan's kid asked him, "Are they coming for the Jews again?" To which Dan said "I don't know". Sending his kid to bed in tears.

Dan thinks Holocaust II is coming. As bad as this is, he is something.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:10 pm

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Oh fuck you. Bernsie says his son asked last night if they were going to come for the Jews again. He is in despair. Go fuck yourself.

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leashyourkids

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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:10 pm

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:11 pm

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What a tool. :roll:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:11 pm

Tad Queasy wrote:

I had to look at my son last night who asked me "Are they going to come for the Jews again?" and I said "I don't know. I hope not."

:roll:

Jake already is.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:11 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

ok. this is already off the rails.

his kid did not say that.

I agree with that. No way the kid asked him that. No way. He's trying to be dramatic.

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:11 pm

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Bernstein is such a fucking stroke. Fighting back tears? You're the same asshole who commented about a woman's boobs, called a female basketball player a "wildebeast," and talks down to anyone who doesn't suck you off. I tuned in for transition, and I PTFB when he got choked up. Fuck you, you phony prick.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:11 pm

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Fake cry. Reach a hand out and I am scared too. Where are all the Jew hunters that I missed during the election?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:12 pm

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This is the primary reason Hitler was able to do what he did:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enabling_Act_of_1933

Until something similar is passed, I think he'll be okay.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: 11-9: The racists and sexists have won

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:12 pm