It is not taught.

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what about calligraphy ?

Dan is probably desperately hoping the letter goes viral and he and his son get to make the rounds on the morning talk shows.

If that were to happen tt would be sweet if someone ambushed him with the Aiyanna Crystal tweet and his comments about WNBA players being wildebeests.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Cursive is taught at our school.

I don't think it's occurred to my son, also in 6th grade, no babysitters anymore, no gay hockey coaches, to write a letter to Trump.

I'm just cutting to the chase and having mine write to lampshade manufacturers

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm convinced Mitch Rosen is the biggest flaming liberal asshole ever. He has turned this station into such a wussy social justice commentary station. Remember when this station was a masculine sports talk venue? Dear lord, talk sports!

I'm convinced Mitch doesn't even listen to his own fucking station.

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That literally made me LOL. One of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. Not sure why.

Is that guy blocked or did Bernstein probably see it?

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Dude your twitter sucks. You're one of those people that never have original thoughts but just respond to others to shit talk.

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No fucking way this happened.

Dude, the whole point of Twitter is to shit talk. What reality do you live in? Also, Dan Bernstein's son is sadly gonna grow up to be one of the gayest straight guys ever. Soooooooooo gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

kids never turn out the way you want them to. He'll probably join the Marines.

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True, he could revolt against his feminine father

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Then for sure he will be gay. A little army-marine fun.

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Elections have consequences.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein 31m31 minutes ago

Not. The. Job.

Oy.

Dan Bernstein added,
POLITICO @politico
Trump's education pick says reform can 'advance God's Kingdom' http://politi.co/2gS28I0 | Getty

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unless he's cleverly referring to one of the most criminally overlooked white-girl asses in the modern history of television (jenna von oy) methinks dan's got some low hanging fruit to swing for akin to a pinata here!

iit almost makes you wonder if we're ever going to reach a point where history classes don't talk about the crusades (at least the one/s where the christians won) because of "religious sensibility" or something...

while dan has a solid concept at the core of his re/tweet here, i still can't help but think this is another "shot at christianity" as opposed to the big/ger picture issue of "religion in the classroom" cuz i'm sure if his kids' were in public school and they took a day to teach all the kids about, example, the story of passover (likely championed as some secular curriculum in the area of "cultural anthropology") i doubt we'd be having a big ol WTF?! tweet that registers a solid 6.5 on the oy-o-meter!

until then, i guess it's just safe to say/tweet that anything involving any sort of christianity in/around public school classrooms = "that ol wingless airplane" aka THAT SHIT DON'T FLY! =P

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also, i'd be remiss if i didn't point out that bernstein LITERALLY tweeting "Not. The. Job." complete with periods and spaces after each word = dangerously close to our long-running bernsteinian syntax of, example, REALLY. SMART. PEOPLE..... which makes me wonder: 1) is bernstein organically self-aware enough to realize THIS. IS. HOW. HE. TALKS. SOMETIMES. and therefore he can do a tweet in that style/syntax all willy nilly? or 2) has bernstein secretly read the board here, seen countless #s of us refer to "REALLY. SMART. PEOPLE." and other examples of his veritable "shatner cadence/delivery" and therefore he's like "ohhhh, so that's how i come off to people" and now he's effectively using our board-meme in his own [preachy] tweets cuz like skynet before him it was inevitably a matter of time before dan became self-aware [and judgment way was upon us..... i mean judged by Him of course =]

TLDR = is dan going "Not. The. Job." in a tweet from earlier tonight inexorably 100% evidence that he reads our board-- picked up on his emphatic cadence for "REALLY. SMART. PEOPLE." -- and felt comfortable rocking a veritable C/S/FMB meme by virtue of the fact that it could technically end up being a proper "bernstein meme" if it's forced enough outside of the board?

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[image occurs another 48 times to effectively administer a[n ironic] 50 bernstein post]

yeah i know i ramble, but i hate when i'm trying to do a quick addendum to come right after my original post and i get knocked down a post all so someone can dredge up a funny from LITERALLY NEARLY A MONTH AGO and get their #NelsonMuntzGame MAINTAINED!

aka



edit: altho i DO gotta admit hat letter you brought back up was

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Tim Baffoe is gonna save us!!!! He's REALLY REALLY SMART.

As he writes an article on a Dan Bernstein talking point. Truly independent.

What does that even mean?

Tim Baffoe is the only smart, independent person in the world?

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Right. And I didn't even click on it. But I knew it was Bernstein praising his own voice. Cuz that's Baffoe. That's why the SCORE hired him.

Did anyone find it interesting, that in the midsts of Danny's hundreds of tweets and re-tweents this weekend, someone he missed this one.

@netanyahu
President Trump is right. I built a wall along Israel's southern border. It stopped all illegal immigration. Great success. Great idea