incidentally, it's about that time of the [2-3 year cycle] where i remember that i once wrote up a lil thing called
anatomy of a dickheaded douchebag: the david kaplan story where i took some time to analyze some exchanges between him and "the riff raff" on twitter to try and gleam some insight into the mind of a Man, a Myth, a Legend that isn't just
THE "Father of the Year" and all.... but also a Man who has a picture with Michael Jordan. you know, essentially the real world equivalent of "</life>" =D
back in 2013 i pasted the whole damn thing into a message here, and that got biggie to pop up and say
the Man with the bag wrote:
Really pushing my one scroll of the mouse wheel per thread rule.
But Kap is kinda an ass kissing dick, so it's OK
so yeah this time around i just went and copy-n-pasted it into
a pastebin dump that should suffice for those who want to read my drivel (tbh even
i'm 50/50 on wanting to read it when i discover something i wrote years ago=)
tho it still has to be said that it's some kind of a testament to the guy's (godlike?) powers of asslicking that he's able to keep on working his way up the ranks to the level of near-ubiquity in chicago sports media despite the facts that 1) he's not really that good at what he does 2) nobody actually likes him and 3) he has no discernible personality/style/soul/etc outside of "name-dropping asslicker"-- and yet it's like the powers that be in the chicago sports media world think that the public needs more and more of him as the years go on so before you know it he's usurped another gig/show @ CSN and he becomes that much harder to avoid...
...but hey, i bet his wife likes him just fine so he doesn't need our opinions! thanks for watching/listening/commenting! aka </LOLKAPWINS>
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