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4 games for violating league's PED policy.

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Well Jay has a built in excuse why he will continue to suck the next 4 games. 3.5 million dollar hit for Alshon. Whew.

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There is your easy choice on whether to sign him or let him go.

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There is your easy choice on whether to sign him or let him go.

We have first round pick Kevin White coming back . We'll be fine .

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4 games for violating league's substance abuse policy.

:lol:


this is pretty ironic considering that alshon Himself has done his part in helping the 2016 bears generate a lot of substance abuse!

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There is your easy choice on whether to sign him or let him go.


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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery Suspended
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also #TheRoadTo10and6 has taken a few bumps over the last 24 hours, but hey evidently so has the team! *rimshot*

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Wow... at this point they may as well Keyshawn him for the last few games and focus on getting that #3 draft choice with Matt Barkley at the helm.

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Always thought the Redskins operations were a joke. I think the Bears surpassed them long ago :lol:

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Wow... at this point they may as well Keyshawn him for the last few games and focus on getting that #3 draft choice with Matt Barkley at the helm.


Don't the Bears get a compensation pick if they keep him and he moves on next year? I think it would be pretty high since he got the tag this year.

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If the PEDs don't actually enhance your performance do they reduce the suspension?

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery Suspended
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is weed considered part of the NFL "substance abuse policy" ?? i would guess that it is (and therefore the decent %age of players who smoke prolly just wait til the offseason to do it?) and therefore this isn't probably too big of a deal outside of the punishment/publicity/strike/etc...

...but it couldn't come at a more "perfect" time, you know, one where pernell mcphee was talking about #FOCUS and "the sky's the limit" during the last week despite being 2-6; then the the next game is a game where the bears came out and looked superior to the bucs on both offense on defense, however not only did the bears fail to take advantage of that initial superority to get a sizeble lead... they basically went on to completely shit the bed and managed to turn a game that they were still technically able to win into an absolute laugher of a "holy shit we're bad" --- and now isn't there even some possible achilles injury for jordan howard? kyle long out for a bit? jay cutler reminding anyone who saw a light at the end of the hoyer tunnel that the interception train is always on schedule?

ahhhh well, can't wait to see what QBs that we draft/sign/acquire to kick off the pot-cutler era. who's the 2016-17 version of chad hutchinson? =P

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At least Cam Meredith will get a few throws his way now.


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And to think this was his first year as a "team captain".

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I assume he loses his paycheck while suspended? If true, that's a lot of dough.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery Suspended
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Yes. Three point some odd million that the McCaskey's save.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
4 games for violating league's substance abuse policy.

It was for the PED policy, not the substance abuse policy.

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is weed considered part of the NFL "substance abuse policy" ?? i would guess that it is (and therefore the decent %age of players who smoke prolly just wait til the offseason to do it?) and therefore this isn't probably too big of a deal outside of the punishment/publicity/strike/etc...

Not even. They have a drug testing period that begins on April 20th. Yes, 4/20. :lol:

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Yes. Three point some odd million that the McCaskey's save.

They don't save it dude. It gets put into some damn charity fund thingy.

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Yes. Three point some odd million that the McCaskey's save.

They don't save it dude. It gets put into some damn charity fund thingy.

Think that's fines, not suspensions.


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Jeffery Suspended sounds like a future Bears 6th round pick.

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Yes. Three point some odd million that the McCaskey's save.

They don't save it dude. It gets put into some damn charity fund thingy.

Think that's fines, not suspensions.


I think it is both.

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Googling suggests the team keeps the suspended salary $

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter ... 6723517440


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Jeffery Suspended sounds like a future Bears 6th round pick.




Unless they are going to franchise him, they should of traded him.


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4 games for violating league's substance abuse policy.

It was for the PED policy, not the substance abuse policy.
This is correct. My bad.


He's probably snorting the sidelines with LT and Tim Raines though.

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I'll never understand this kind of violation. Does the team not have half a dozen trainers on staff that Jeffery can run this through to make sure
it is ok? I realize he doesn't do much off season work at the team facility so that could be one reason why it happened. Also, why don't they
get busted for this when the season starts? I can't believe that he just started using the stuff. He just got randomly tested in the off week?
Dumb ass. I can laugh about it because the team is such a joke but what a dumb ass.

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