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Chus

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:56 pm

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pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

I can't wait to get into the hot tub that is full of jizz.

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That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:58 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32115
pizza_Place: Milano's

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

For those of you who want the dirty feelings associated with cheating on your wife while being with your wife: Sybaris.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:03 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

sjboyd0137 wrote:

And now for another edition of JORRStories:

My ex wife's sister, my business partner, his girl, her sister, and one of their cousins rented out a Sybaris for an afternoon of orgy related swimming and blow. So the cousin goes down the waterslide in the room after taking a bump, and the next thing you know, he comes up with a bunch of used condoms just stuck all over his body like the leeches in Stand By Me. My partner calls me all freaked out because he thinks they're all going to wind up with the clap or something. I'm laughing my ass off because they probably won't, I mean, they use enough chemicals to keep that shit clean. Anyway, I tell them to go to the ER and get tested. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at the bar with my guitarist, and we're plowing through bottles of a good red before a gig.

As an aside, I guess the sister did actually wind up with herpes...the gift that just keeps giving.

That's pretty good.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:37 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102662
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

leashyourkids wrote:

Hey look! Panther's totally hetero!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:37 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43764

Bagels wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

For those of you who want the dirty feelings associated with cheating on your wife while being with your wife: Sybaris.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:17 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82810

Hatchetman wrote:

yeah? I was the guy who wasn't on the team because he got cut after coach realized they didn't have enough jerseys.

I gave my baseball jersey to my friend before we left for college. He kept it for a few years and gave it to his roommate. About a year ago the roommate found it in his closet and gave it to me as a Christmas present. It now sits at the bottom of my t shirt pile to be discovered by my children upon my death

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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Scooter

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:12 pm

Joined: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:28 pm
Posts: 6211
Location: Knoxville,Ill
pizza_Place: Caseys

Just go to your own bedroom with your wife and let nature take it's course. A $700 room. Really?

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Suburban Mommy

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:13 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:33 pm
Posts: 22
pizza_Place: Wherever there's wine

This looks great! Is there a charge?

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So many errands, so little time!

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spmack

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:38 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero

sjboyd0137 wrote:

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Seacrest wrote:

I rarely troll.

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Panther pislA

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:57 pm

Joined: Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:43 pm
Posts: 2220
pizza_Place: ....

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

FavreFan wrote:

I apologize to The Hawk

Last edited by Panther pislA on Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:04 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65989
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Something about sybarus makes me think of that dude Larry on threes company.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:06 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Darkside wrote:

Something about sybarus makes me think of that dude Larry on threes company.

The Country Whirlpool you guys ran on Don Knotts?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:07 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
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rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Something about sybarus makes me think of that dude Larry on threes company.

The Country Whirlpool you guys ran on Don Knotts?

Dude you say that like you wouldn't if you had the chance.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:11 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Darkside wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Something about sybarus makes me think of that dude Larry on threes company.

The Country Whirlpool you guys ran on Don Knotts?

Dude you say that like you wouldn't if you had the chance.

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newper

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:31 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12565
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

They've got a commercial with a couple saying how great it is and that they bought gift cards for their friends and family.

My first thought was that the guy looks like a guy who would go to Sybaris.

My second thought is that I can't imagine ever giving a Sybaris gift card to my cousins, let alone my sister or parents.

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Goggles

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:34 pm

Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:12 pm
Posts: 298
pizza_Place: from scratch

SYBARIS

BARISSY

ARBISSY

ISARBSY

ISARBYS

IS ARBY'S

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Brick

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:36 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 93200
Location: To the left of my post

newper wrote:

My second thought is that I can't imagine ever giving a Sybaris gift card to my cousins, let alone my sister or parents.

*wink* request room 7 *wink*

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:02 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82810

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Something about sybarus makes me think of that dude Larry on threes company.

The Country Whirlpool you guys ran on Don Knotts?

Dude you say that like you wouldn't if you had the chance.

Norman Fell, not Don Knotts

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:01 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

good dolphin wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Something about sybarus makes me think of that dude Larry on threes company.

The Country Whirlpool you guys ran on Don Knotts?

Dude you say that like you wouldn't if you had the chance.

Norman Fell, not Don Knotts

I know

That's me responding with a gif separate from the Knott's thing

Sorry Ivan

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Chus

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:06 am

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
Posts: 34795
pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

rogers park bryan wrote:

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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newper

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:07 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12565
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

Chus wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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Chus

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:09 pm

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
Posts: 34795
pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

newper wrote:

Chus wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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newper

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:16 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12565
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
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Chus wrote:

newper wrote:

Chus wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:29 am

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:43 pm
Posts: 18494
Location: end of lonely street
pizza_Place: Obbies

Darkside wrote:

Something about sybarus makes me think of that dude Larry on threes company.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:37 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Chus

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:52 am

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
Posts: 34795
pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:39 am

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
Posts: 11485
pizza_Place: Dino's

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: SYBARIS

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:46 am

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33864
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's

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