went to my office christmas lunch and the parking lot was packed with cars waiting for spots. Went around back to the other lot and it was packed. Saw what looked like a couple spaces so drove over only to find out some asshole had literally blocked 4 spaces with his car. I didn't even know that was possible. I found a space down the row and had to walk by the asshole's car on the way in and now his car is missing a windshield wiper blade on the driver side.

call me a beta now motherfuckers!



IT. DID. HAPPEN.

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Fucking lawyers.

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I actually didn't try to rip it off at first. The douche had his blades up in the air so I turned them inside out and slammed them down and one ripped off and also made a nice long black mark on the hood of the white car.

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destroying other people's property is so cool

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I remember when I had my first beer.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Aren't you the owner of your firm?

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Denied.

You have bitched too much about your back problems to be an Alpha.

Like you are the muthafuckin' Marco Polo of back injuries. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain.

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Donspiracy just murdered Shakes.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Well, wouldn't that mean he vandalized his employee's car?

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and Jewish

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's called a Christmas bonus.

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Since most office buildings house multiple businesses, not necessarily. Also, it's not clear whether he was actually going to his office or an office gathering at a restaurant or banquet hall.

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Only a true alpha would enter the world of vigilante justice with such a physical handicap.

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...and mental handicap.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bane broke Batman's back and he still went back to fighting crime.

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I'm guessing shakes treated his employees to Fuddrucker's.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

An alpha would have disemboweled the fucking thing with a plastic party fork instead of doing a quintessentially cuckish walk-and-tug that probably made you cry after breaking a fingernail on some cold metal.

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I'm guessing he tossed them bags of peanuts from the back of a van parked in the Jewel lot.

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I don't think it was at his office. Plus I just prefer to imagine him doing it to his employee.

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When white people vandalize, it's cool.

Shakes really is the same piece of shit in real life he projects on the board? Could have fooled me.

I truly do wonder his won/loss record, and how long his admitted nepotistic employment will last?

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I suggest that you're referencing the wrong meaning for 'jerk off' as far as OP is concerned.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I think he's undefeated in the Special Olympics.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

anyone who runs away from Facebook just to join Instagram is an Alpha MOMMIE.

drink your wine and shut up.

the funniest thing about this = facebook in/famously bought instagram like 2-3yrs ago, so if people are leaving facebook because it's some kind of "death to privacy" thing where it wants to gleam all of your information and use it for potentially-nefarious deeds (example = "REAL NAME ONLY!" = i remember reading some story about a vietnamese/ish guy named Dam Son or something, and when he signed up under his real name facebook was like "NUH UH" and he was like "UH HUH" and then they demanded that he basically take a big ol picture of some kind of state/government-issued-ID and send it to them if he wanted to use his real name) AHEM. anyone running away from facebook like "MUH PRIVACY!!" and then going to instagram = UBER LOL!

seriously, if you think back to when facebook first bought instagram there was a bunch of people like "oh shit, time to tell instagram to fuck off" (to give you an idea, the first facebook-mandated terms of service for instagram basically stated that they reserved the right to use any pictures/media uploaded to them for any sort of $$$COMMERCIAL VENTURES$$$ that they wanted and they were entitled to a nice 100/0 split of the profits with the people who actually created/uploaded the content) and there was talk of some kind of a massive exodus now that those evil data-mining assholes facebook took over the place...

...of course, after about a week or two that idealism faded away as people just acquiesced to the TOS/rules because holy shit, it's worth way more than $$$ to hang out on the social media service preferred by super-humans like justin bieber, kardashians, and pretty much all the other important people in the world so you're able to leave them some much-needed comments. .

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Wouldn't keying the car go a much longer way? Even I can replace a wiper blade.

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