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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:30 pm 
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Today Spiegel was trying to make a joke, and started out "When I come over to play uncle for LeBron Goff..." Jason was not amused.


That's funny. Good one, Spiegel.

Goff is a thin skinned son of a gun. He can dish it with the best of them. But man, he can not take it.


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"Beth gonna help us plan this wedding, brother?"

"(sigh) What I can say is I know from experience that Chicago has a lot of very talented people in the wedding-planning industry whose strengths are...varied in what they excel in, and it's...it's not necessarily about pre-existing personal relationships as...as it is those varied strengths."

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Curious Hair wrote:
"Beth gonna help us plan this wedding, brother?"

"(sigh) What I can say is I know from experience that Chicago has a lot of very talented people in the wedding-planning industry whose strengths are...varied in what they excel in, and it's...it's not necessarily about pre-existing personal relationships as...as it is those varied strengths."

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My contributions to this thread have been great. You just can't bring yourself to admit it.


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Be funny if the baby were fat and white


That would be funny. Like I said, it would be the opposite of Jim Carey's kids in "Me, myself and Irene".

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:57 pm 
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I'll be the book. I'll take all action. What will be Lebron Goff's first word and/or phrase? I've got the odds.

1. Cracker: 1-3

2. Dumb ass cracker: 5-1

3. Cracker ass motha fucka: 20-1

4. Light skinned toughness 30-1

4: Anything other than these 4 options: 1000-1


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Looks like Goff is having a boy. Congrats again.


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LeBron's first word will be PLAYA

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He got it right the first time.

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Curious Hair wrote:
"Beth gonna help us plan this wedding, brother?"

"(sigh) What I can say is I know from experience that Chicago has a lot of very talented people in the wedding-planning industry whose strengths are...varied in what they excel in, and it's...it's not necessarily about pre-existing personal relationships as...as it is those varied strengths."

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I see what you did there.


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I'm a dad.

Congrats Jason! Hoping he/she is happy and healthy!

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Wow already??!!
Congrats dude!

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Congrats!!!!!!


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Wow already??!!
Congrats dude!


You usually share these things around 12 to 20 weeks. He publicly announced it in early August so the timing could be right.

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Lebron Goff enters the world!!!! Awesome!!!!


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Beardown wrote:
Lebron Goff enters the world!!!! Awesome!!!!


Is that really his name?

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Nas wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Lebron Goff enters the world!!!! Awesome!!!!


Is that really his name?


I think they named him Dude.

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Nas wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Lebron Goff enters the world!!!! Awesome!!!!


Is that really his name?


I don't know. Probably not. But Goff wanted to name him that. He loves Lebron more than Dan Bernstein. But the crap he would have received made him not do it probably.

If he weren't a public figure it would have been Lebron. YOU BEST BELIEVE.


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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Nas wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Lebron Goff enters the world!!!! Awesome!!!!


Is that really his name?


I think they named him Dude.


Or "Playa".


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if it's a boy i can honestly see the kid being named Jason A. Goff Jr. or something so that way "our guy" jason can go around being Jason Goff Sr. in much the same way that i crack up whenever i see Terrelle Pryor Sr. out there for the suckass browns on sundays.

anyways, i can only hope that the Jason Goff name has a middle initial of A, so that way when you cop a little J.A. Adonde style to give you J.A. Goff, welp, you've pretty much gone and done the lord's work there (IM[H/C]O, ofc)

[sini remembers that he's supposed to join in with the group saying congrats and thanks and praise to the goffralopithicus because we all gotta smooch some ass in the hopes that he might actually swoop by here and look for his props in much the same way that i used to sing a little jingle to myself like "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE REPRODUCED!!! LET'S PUT 50 PICS ON FACEBOOK!!!!!" cuz you know, holy shit, being something like the 58-billionth human in history to go and knock up a lady = some kind of rare and special achievement worthy of everyone going out of their way to offer their props in the hopes that "the big guy" will notice us little people and maybe tangentially refer to "us" either on twitter or his show ("i saw a lot of love coming from the messageboards" over the airwaves = at least 5-10ppl here aint gonna need a sports illustrated swimsuit issue to rub one out tonight =) ]

AHEM!

seriously with 0 sarcasm: CONGRATS GOFF! you're now officially at least 15-20% less gay than i thought you were, and i look forward to not hearing countless hours spent on your radio show/s over the years about the trials and tribs in your quest to raise a kid who can be an actual "player" in life, as opposed to a "professional player orbiter" like his daddy was/is/forever-will-be! seriously upward mobility is a big part of the american dream and i wish nothing but continued health happiness and providence to you and your family/people/etc. god bless ya dude... just do me a favor and even if it aint true just tell me that all you goffs have a middle name starting with A and you'll make my life over here! =]

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edit: oh yeah btw IM[H/C]O = "in my humble/correct opinion" =D

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It is a boy. Goff announced that a few months ago.


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Beardown wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Nas wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Lebron Goff enters the world!!!! Awesome!!!!


Is that really his name?


I think they named him Dude.


Or "Playa".


"Didn't get a chance to see my boy much last night while taking care of mom. The last few hours have been the best of my life. We made a Dude"

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Wouldn't it be cool if he named him "Da Ma Na"?


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