spit, urine and feces get the message sent without any damage to the car

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Now THIS is a check into the boards, which is the only time shakes has been hit in years since he plays in a no check hockey league.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

This one time we put shit under the door handle of this asshole's car, and let me tell you, few things are as funny as seeing a guy stick his fingers up to his nose, sniff and then puke.

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In his defense, even no-check hockey leagues end up at least one or two run-ins a session.

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But at night, the parts stores may be closed already and with snow, slush and road salt getting sprayed onto your windshield, this may well have sent a much stronger message. Criminal damage to property charges may have been risked, but I have to believe the message was received.

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Go Cubs!!!!