In the Crowne Plaza. Bill Murray and Bros. Meet me there for the opening.

http://bit.ly/2hUYPTm

I prefer this article:

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20161219/business/161218869/

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Will the KapMan be there?

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Only if his meal is comped.

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Why are they opening all these tourist traps in Rosemont?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Rosemont is making a hostile move on Schaumburg for municipal supremacy.

Rosemont is next to the airport, Allstate Arena, a convention center and the casino. They have the tourist traps to trap the tourists that are there. I imagine that place is more mobbed up today than it was in the days it was denied the casino license.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Don't forget the quality swag.

Kapper has to get a couple of good hats and a nice golf wind shirt or hoodie.

Haugh used to break Kap's balls pretty good about all that when they were on The Game together.

If Murray gets cheap swag - forget about it.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

I think they also had a couple of failed businesses in that entertainment park where Hofbrauhaus and Fogo are located, so they need something in there as well.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

A long time ago I went to the one in Myrtle Beach. It was like Bill Murray opened an Applebees.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I just can't believe Toby Keith's I Love This Bar couldn't make a go of it in Chicago.

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This is also makes all his mugging for the camera for the Cubs games a little bit suspicious.

We never are going to have to worry about a Jim Belushi presents the According to Jim Bar.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

50% of Wrigleyville has transformed into country music/theme bars. Big 10 basic bitches LOVE "country"

I'm sure he was just waiting for the Cubs to win a World Series before pulling the trigger on this restaurant.

I would go the the "According to Jim" bar to see Courtney Thorne Smith.

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I'm sure the timing is just a big coincidence!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

They had a fucking cover charge! There's a line right in the song: "No cover charge, come as you are".
How about a little truth in advertising?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

So you're telling me and my investors that our Arlo Guthrie Presents Alice's Restaurant should reconsider the prix fixe.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Oddly enough, that place was always busy. My wife and I like the Hofbrau House, and we ate at Toby Keith's for my aunt's birthday a couple of years ago. The service sucked, but I guess the death blow was the parent company wasn't paying the rent, and they were behind on taxes at all the locations.

The BBQ pork chops were pretty good, though.

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Belushi's Frat House and Bar

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I remember the food being decent but they had a cavernous space. There was no way they were going to sell enough food to cover that.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Exactly. Their bread and butter was the entertainment space that was visible from the entire restaurant. I think they used to charge around 10-12 bucks to get in to see some shitty suburban country cover bands on Friday-Saturday nights. And like I said, it seemed to always be crowded.

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