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FavreFan

Post subject: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:41 pm

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Our own Denisdman is proudly 5'8". Here he is standing back to back with Dan. Mystery has been solved.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:42 pm

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Can Denis turn around a 95 mph heater?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:43 pm

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He's a troll, 5-5, 5-6 max. He can't hit a 95 mile per KM fastball.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:44 pm

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Hahaha, did Dan know he was having his height measured? This is great.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:45 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Hahaha, did Dan know he was having his height measured? This is great.

Monetize it!

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:45 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Hahaha, did Dan know he was having his height measured? This is great.

He did not. :lol:

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:45 pm

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Can denis dunk a tennis ball?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:46 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Can denis dunk a tennis ball?

When he was in college.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:46 pm

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Block out denis' face, and tweet that at Bernstein.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:04 pm

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I'm 6'3" and Denis is 5'8". Make of these what you will. Bernsie came by our table and chatted for a bit and now I hate him about 37% less unfortunately.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:07 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Looks pretty close to same size here.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:08 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

I'm 6'3" and Denis is 5'8". Make of these what you will. Bernsie came by our table and chatted for a bit and now I hate him about 37% less unfortunately.

Cmon FF stay strong. Don't sell out for 5 minutes of conversation with that fucking asswipe.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:10 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Cmon FF stay strong. Don't sell out for 5 minutes of conversation with that fucking asswipe.

Nope can't do it.

There is a new BF in town. BernsieFan has been born.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:13 pm

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RFDC wrote:

There is a new BF in town. BernsieFan has been born.

DAN BERNSTEIN! MY GUY!!! Always liked Him , knows how to Push the Buttosn literally and metaphorically, [i]on the radio for 17 Years! [/b] which is pretty impressive...lets see YOU do that...FRANK? Little too close to JERRY, greaet Guy ,, helped me a lot in business, ALSO HELPING SOX MOVE TO VEGAS?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:16 pm

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This place isn't weird at all.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:20 pm

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RFDC wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Looks pretty close to same size here.

Denis is leaning.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:22 pm

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Chus wrote:

RFDC wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Looks pretty close to same size here.

Denis is leaning.

All the money is throwing off his balance .

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:23 pm

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Thats a nifty Blues Clues sweater, Dennis.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:42 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

I'm 6'3" and Denis is 5'8". Make of these what you will. Bernsie came by our table and chatted for a bit and now I hate him about 37% less unfortunately.

Cmon FF stay strong. Don't sell out for 5 minutes of conversation with that fucking asswipe.

What can I say man. The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous

And it was 10 minutes.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:43 pm

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:45 pm

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You caught him in a vulnerable moment FF.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:45 pm

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I will su this, it WAS funny hearing him act like he didn't know what the message board was when he has posted here in the past. I guess memories of TM suppressed those memories.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:01 pm

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I got home safe. Phew.

Bernsie earned my respect. Very engaged with us CFMB douches. And yes, I leaned in as one tends to do when the other person is shorter.

Great to meet Ruffcorn. Another Mecca guy.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:02 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Thats a nifty Blues Clues sweater, Dennis.

And it'd take more than $52 for me to remove it.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:04 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Thats a nifty Blues Clues sweater, Dennis.

And it'd take more than $52 for me to remove it.

$83?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:06 pm

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Nas wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Thats a nifty Blues Clues sweater, Dennis.

And it'd take more than $52 for me to remove it.

$83?

For a sexy black guy like you, I'd take a $10 LINK card.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:09 pm

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denisdman wrote:

did he buy drinks?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:14 pm

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Franky T wrote:

denisdman wrote:

did he buy drinks?

Good guys do. That would be Don and Jorr....

Bernsie was generous with his time. Fatty Matty was chowing on some dude's fries for a while.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:15 pm

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I was worried Denis was going to take a tumble when he stood on top of a barstool to get a better view of our radio heroes.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Photo Proof Bernstein is not 5'8.5"

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:16 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

I was worried Denis was going to take a tumble when he stood on top of a barstool to get a better view of our radio heroes.

Hah, yeah it was a stable chair. I wasn't the one who spilled three drinks and claimed to be sober!

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