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so the death of yordano ventura got me thinking that "man, you could cobble together a pretty solid rotation out of prematurely-dead pitchers" and then i got to assembling it and here's what i came up with.

1. Jose Fernandez
2. Addie Joss
3. Darryl Kile
4. Yordano Ventura
5. Tommy Hanson (could easily be #3/4 if you go back to the early years when he had a shoulder)
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6. Cory Lidle (because i still think that early-years tommy-hanson > lidle, who at best would be a solid innings eater at #4/5 in this rotation)

and then for the actual starting lineup alls i know is that i've got a couple positions easily filled out:

C - Thurman Munson
1B - Lou Gehrig
2B - Kenny Hubbs
SS -
3B -
OF - Oscar Taveras
OF - Roberto Clemente (idk if he was a "5 WAR player" like Taveras so we'll pencil him in at #2 =)
OF - Lyman Bostock (cuz a dude who was like ~10-15HR/75-90RBI per season could be useful on this team)

so does anyone have some ideas for my all-dead team, or at least have a rotation that can take mine out? LIGHT EM UP! *jeopardy theme*

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Addie Joss needs a spot in the rotation.

Bullpen guys: Nick Adenhart, Danny Frisella, Nestor Chavez, Bob Moose

1B: Jake Daubert
2B: Ken Hubbs?
SS: Ray Chapman
3B: Jose Oliva
OF: Clemente, Delahanty

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Addie Joss has to be the No. 1 starter. I think he threw a perfect game and dropped dead.

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Addie Joss has to be the No. 1 starter. I think he threw a perfect game and dropped dead.

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I think he threw a perfect game and dropped dead.

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1b - Lou Gehrig
OF - Ed Delahanty
RP - Steve Olin

UT- Steve Macko

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Put Lyman Bostock in lf.

I guess Marte has to go somewhere as an unfortunate placeholder

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definitely got my 1B there, and i'mma go with that 2B guy everyone keeps mentioning cuz that's gotta be a consensus pick!

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5. Eddie Griffin

:lol: Thats pretty good, but you should have put somebody still alive in that list.

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you know, as i look through the wikipedia list of MLB players who died during their careers (where i reckon a good # of these "literally who?" names came from) as i try to find a 3B i came across a dude named "Jiggs Parrott" and i couldn't help but think "man wouldn't it be perfect if he died of hypothermia? you know, if a coat drive could have saved him?" -- lamentably his cause of death was tuberculosis =/

and btw, to anyone who wasn't thinking of adding Pickles Dillhoefer to their team...

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2. Benji Wilson
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4. Len Bias
5. Eddie Griffin

:lol: Thats pretty good, but you should have put somebody still alive in that list.

I was considering putting Steve Francis in the lineup.

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There should be more love for the original OJ. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Bergen_(baseball)

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Any all "Dead" team without Jerry Garcia in it is just BS!

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Any all "Dead" team without Jerry Garcia in it is just BS!

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