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After you die...

you take the big dirt nap	26%	[ 7 ]
its straight to hell	4%	[ 1 ]
you've got a layover in purgatory	19%	[ 5 ]
hell yeah, I'm goin' to heaven	26%	[ 7 ]
72 virgins are waitin' for me	4%	[ 1 ]
donno, but I've met the Dali Lama... so I've got that goin' for me.	7%	[ 2 ]
other, explain...	15%	[ 4 ]

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Thug

Post subject: Ding Dong Yer Dead!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:39 pm

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Then what happens?

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W_Z

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:41 pm

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death is the only adventure.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:45 pm

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When I die, there will be one more area of matter that won't be filled by my space. My son will certainly miss me. Other than that, I can't call it.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:46 pm

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energy transfer exists.
equal and opposite reaction...
potential = kinetic

the question is: where does that energy go?

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:50 pm

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Location: Elgin Mental Health Institute

My Dear Internet Friends,
After I die, I will become a zombie and try to eat your brains. If I can find them. From what I have seen today, it would seem to be more of a light snack than a meal per se.
Mind you I will not be an old shuffling slow zombie. More or less, that is where I am today. No. I will be a fast zombie. Like a Greased Lightning Zombie. First you do not see me and then WHAMP! ZOMBIE!
I will also be quiet. A quiet ninja zombie.
Your pal,
Evil J.A.C.K.

P.S. I am out of the penalty box, for what it is worth to you nitwits.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:52 pm

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Reincarnation.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:53 pm

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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

From what I have seen today, it would seem to be more of a light snack than a meal per se...

Hey J.A.C.K., I resent that remark. I think I have an I.Q. slightly above that of a turnip. My brain would be more like a Hot Pocket. Not exactly a meal, but it'll leave you feeling like you have a bowling ball in your stomach.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:56 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

From what I have seen today, it would seem to be more of a light snack than a meal per se...

Oh Dear Friend Cairopractor,
I was certainly not referring to you. You were more of an Attention Whore today than dumb. I would never question you on your intellectual ability, believe me.
Your Best Pal,
Evil

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good dolphin

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:01 pm

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Your corpse gets raped by a disgruntled funeral home assitant and pictures of the act get posted on the internet. They eventually get linked here and the rest of us have a good laugh at your predicament. The End.

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Regular Reader

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:04 pm

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To paraphrase Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos, I figure after tallying up my cardinal sins, venial sins and whatever else, give me a few centuries in purgatory, but I could do that standing on my head. :twisted:

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:10 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

My son will certainly miss me.

Isn't that asking a lot from him?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:40 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

My son will certainly miss me.

Isn't that asking a lot from him?

Yes. I think it is.

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kerchungathunk

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:14 pm

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Location: In a slightly better place than before each day I remember where I'm going
pizza_Place: My house. I make a good pizza according to my family. I'll take it.

Not a terribly pious bunch, are we?

I don't pretend to know what will happen after I'm six feet under at the New Jersey Pine Tree Festival. My only goal is to leave this place better than I found it. After that, do with me what you will.

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Killer V

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:07 pm

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When I was a kid, I thought that when people were referring to those who had no hearing, they were calling them "death."

I'm not exactly sure when I figured out that they were saying "deaf."

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Badger Vince

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:54 am

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I'm waiting for his answer....

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Thug

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:18 am

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I'm kinda surprised 30% believe theirs no life after death. That seems high to me. I wonder what the national average is. :scratch:

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:34 am

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Thug wrote:

I'm kinda surprised 30% believe theirs no life after death. That seems high to me. I wonder what the national average is. :scratch:

Life's hard enough. After death should be relief from it, not more of it.

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Stewie

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:40 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Thug wrote:

I'm kinda surprised 30% believe theirs no life after death. That seems high to me. I wonder what the national average is. :scratch:

Life's hard enough. After death should be relief from it, not more of it.

I can make that very possible, you folicly-challenged nuisance.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:43 pm

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AVATAR THEIF!

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:52 pm

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Location: In the hospital....

Darkside wrote:

AVATAR THEIF!

Stweie should go in the penalty box for that one...

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Stewie

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:53 pm

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Darkside wrote:

AVATAR THEIF!

Darkside, are you a fan of mine? I do say, you have exquisite taste.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:54 pm

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I think Stewie is a new Troll joining us...

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Stewie

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:55 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Darkside wrote:

AVATAR THEIF!

Stweie should go in the penalty box for that one...

What the deuce! Does Lois have you monitoring me on this site? You tell that devil woman I shall have none of this! BEGONE!

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Stewie

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:57 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

I think Stewie is a new Troll joining us...

Listen here, you beer swigging ogre! Who are you calling a troll?

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C_Howitt_Fealz

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:19 pm

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I just hope I'm remembered.

I've been working my genealogy and found my great-great grandmother, buried on top of two of her grandchildren. No headstone.

I'm thinking of having a marble plaque made in Mexico ($70) and put in. Hopefully I can carry it on the plane...Actually, the thought that nobody has done this for her over the past 103 years really annoys me.

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:56 pm

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

I just hope I'm remembered.

i think a few airlines will...

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