What's the most WTF thing you've ever seen at a party?

I once saw two guys pull out an 8-ball, proceed to do multiple lines in front of me, pause, and ask "Wait... you're not gonna tell anyone about this, right?"

So, sorry guys. I just did.

I was working a wedding and saw a couple fucking in an elevator at the Chicago History Museum.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

goooooooinnnnnnnnnnnnnnng dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn

$52

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That's not that strange.

$52 or cocaine are the two that come to mind for me.

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FF making out with a blacked-out drunk 60'ish year old scottish woman.

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They did MANY other things. All we saw was the makeout.

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I worked a lot of fancy parties at most of the museums in Chicago and I had never seen anything quite like it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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I saw a drunk guy at a corporate party lick a (used) urinal puck for $50.

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...the fuck?

Just to be clear: Did. Not. Happen.

But that was the running joke of the evening.

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Saw a guy that just met this girl 20 mins earlier start fingering said girl in front of everyone when they began to make out. Room cleared out pretty quickly.

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JORR, what was your job at these parties? Who did you work for?

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WOW!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I apparently take the wrong elevators.

Yep, Frank looks like a genius now.

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Seeing somebody do coke is the biggest WTF some of you have seen?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Joe Orr Road Jeeves

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Plot twist: it was also Frank with the piss puck.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I'm pro war on drugs.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I live a sheltered life.

Although I did see a man jump off a frat house roof into a kiddie pool once.

I managed a company that provided temp waiters and cooks for catering companies. Sometimes I would have 40 guys working a big wedding at the Field Museum. I would have to go down there and check my crew in, make sure they were dressed properly, etc.

Our biggest client was Berghoff Catering. But we also provided bartenders for private parties, mostly on the North Shore and the Gold Coast.

I hated that fucking job but I was thankful to have it. My longtime business had busted out due to events beyond my control and I was flat on my back financially.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I was at a party where back yard was on the 18th green at Pebble Beach and overlooked the water. I guess the owner paid $54M for the place. That was kind of cool.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

10:42

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Give the poor guy a break! He probably thought it was a pancake!

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Host of the weekly "We Fish ASA" podcast
Weekly columnist for the Northwest Herald
Bi-monthly columnist for Illinois Outdoor News magazine
Former host of The Outdoors Experience on WIND and The Great Outdoors on CLTV
http://www.wefishasa.com

I did that once at a party in college, so I guess technically I didn't see it since I was partaking. That chick could have taken a fist, but I didn't want to embarrass her. She was on the counter. My buddy just stood there and kept eating his sandwich. It was his house so I didn't mind.

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What am I missing?

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