Im sure everyone knows someone who has a Y membership that has a free pass. Either that or just find a spot that has a $5 open gym.

There's a gym in Evanston we could rent for $65/hr.

Of course the cash would be needed up front in this scenario...

Off the subject, but if somebody has a video camera feel free to bring it. I need to get a screen-cap of me dunking on W_Z so I can put it on my computer desktop.

Do they round up to the nearest hour or could you play for like an hour and a half for about $100?

I smell a bit....

Apparently you're only charged for the time that you use (1/2 hour by 1/2 hour).

So we could reserve it for 2 hours and if we only use 1 1/2, we only pay for 1 1/2.

It's generally available on Sundays from 3-7pm and if we wanted a Saturday, we'd need to check with them as they're generally booked with "events" on Saturdays, but a specific one might be available.

I smell a bit....

That's very reasonable.

Plus my mother lives in Evanston so she can make sure she has plenty of soda, O.J., purple stuff, and Sunny Delight in the refrigerator. I like the purple stuff. It's called "grape drink."

Can your mom cut up oranges for us to eat during halftime? Can we hang out in her rumpus room after the game and watch The Great Space Coaster?

I know you were freaky (with the MagLite and all) but now you want Kid's momma's rump too? The nerve.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Stop it Vince. You're dirty.

Just saw your signature and that is the black on black crime that is destroying us. Gay stuff? I was purposely an asshole (first board I ever posted on and didn't think I would post long) because everyone seemed to agree on everything. Kind of the way the board is at times now. That can be very boring (I hate the circle jerks because I tend to think about who voted for me before I tell them to go fuck themselves). Since most of my views are in the minority it didn’t take long to get into some heated debates. I stopped with the polls and the threads like “Is Mike North Gay” after I started to like the direction of the board. I still say the board didn't take off until I joined. Big fan owes me (maybe I owe him for all my posts) for getting the board off the ground. There were less than 2000 posts when I joined and look at the board now.

Just saw your signature and that is the black on black crime that is destroying us. Gay stuff? I was purposely an asshole (first board I ever posted on and didn't think I would post long) because everyone seemed to agree on everything. Kind of the way the board is at times now. That can be very boring (I hate the circle jerks because I tend to think about who voted for me before I tell them to go fuck themselves). Since most of my views are in the minority it didn’t take long to get into some heated debates. I stopped with the polls and the threads like “Is Mike North Gay” after I started to like the direction of the board. I still say the board didn't take off until I joined. Big fan owes me (maybe I owe him for all my posts) for getting the board off the ground. There were less than 2000 posts when I joined and look at the board now.

I rarely troll.

I'm just waiting on someone to say something funny so I can put it in my signature

I rarely troll.

soda, O.J., purple stuff, and Sunny Delight

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Hey you know what I mean....something "quotable".

I rarely troll.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjgLb0HJ3VE

sunny d sucks, but those commercials were hilarious

It's a very odd combo of juices. ORANGE, TANGERINE, APPLE, LIME, GRAPEFRUIT. None of em really go together and it's 5% juice.

That reminds me of the Polish guy who was told he had sugar in his urine. He went home and took a leak in his corn flakes.

Ok. So what? Finish the story.

That's what I was trying to get at. You ruined my joke. I'm half Polish.

Sucks when you have to explain things.