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I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


He feels pretty, o so pretty! Pretty and witty and burrito?

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I have a friend who now has adopted a pet pig.
It's pretty big. Couple hundred pounds.
Anyway he named it Piggy Smalls.


Do they keep it inside?

Yes. As far as I know.


That doesn't sound pleasant. Smells even worse I suppose.
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Regular Reader wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


He feels pretty, o so pretty! Pretty and witty and burrito?


It was mostly women who told me that I looked fantastic on the small screen today.

Jealous RR?

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I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


He feels pretty, o so pretty! Pretty and witty and burrito?


It was mostly women who told me that I looked fantastic on the small screen today.

Jealous RR?


Fabulous is a pretty damn high bar to clear :mrgreen:

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Regular Reader wrote:
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I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


He feels pretty, o so pretty! Pretty and witty and burrito?


It was mostly women who told me that I looked fantastic on the small screen today.

Jealous RR?


Fabulous is a pretty damn high bar to clear :mrgreen:


Where does "magnificent" rank on that scale?

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Were you wearing a purple polo, Crest?

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Were you wearing a purple polo, Crest?


No.

Great picture of my dad though don't you think?

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Booked a trip to Jamica for the wife and I for 5 days in July. No kids on the trip and staying at an adults only hotel. I'm going to miss the kids but damnit I'll have to just drink my sorrows away.

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Booked a trip to Jamica for the wife and I for 5 days in July. No kids on the trip and staying at an adults only hotel. I'm going to miss the kids but damnit I'll have to just drink my sorrows away.


Enjoy. You can really recharge with that.

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Isn't "adults only" usually code for "swingers"?
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Seacrest wrote:
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I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


He feels pretty, o so pretty! Pretty and witty and burrito?


It was mostly women who told me that I looked fantastic on the small screen today.

Jealous RR?


Fabulous is a pretty damn high bar to clear :mrgreen:


Where does "magnificent" rank on that scale?



I forget. In my own defense I've been married over two decades. Magnificent fell by the wayside awhile ago :lol:

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I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


Sometimes people just say things to be nice.

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I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


Sometimes people just say things to be nice.


:lol:

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Isn't "adults only" usually code for "swingers"?



Well then I'll have many stories to tell after I return.

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My hotel here in "beautiful " suburban Springfield, Mass has a happy hour every day of the week with free beer.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Booked a trip to Jamica for the wife and I for 5 days in July. No kids on the trip and staying at an adults only hotel. I'm going to miss the kids but damnit I'll have to just drink my sorrows away.


enjoy the swinging

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Chus wrote:
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I was told by MANY that I looked fabulous on TV today.


Sometimes people just say things to be nice.


He's breathtaking.
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This isn't a brag but really no where else to put it. I volunteered last night at a dog training class where all three of the dogs I have
owned were trained. The lady running the class needed strangers to come in to help dogs that were scared of people. Long story
short I was sitting there and in walks a lady with her little dog that looked familiar. Turns out it was a friend of mine from college that
I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I friended her on Facebook a few years back but never really stayed in touch after that. We used to
live in the same apartment complex and worked together at a bar on campus. She bartended and I worked the grill. She actually lives
two blocks away from the first house I bought here in town. It really is a small world sometimes.

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T-Bone wrote:
This isn't a brag but really no where else to put it. I volunteered last night at a dog training class where all three of the dogs I have
owned were trained. The lady running the class needed strangers to come in to help dogs that were scared of people. Long story
short I was sitting there and in walks a lady with her little dog that looked familiar. Turns out it was a friend of mine from college that
I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I friended her on Facebook a few years back but never really stayed in touch after that. We used to
live in the same apartment complex and worked together at a bar on campus. She bartended and I worked the grill. She actually lives
two blocks away from the first house I bought here in town. It really is a small world sometimes.


... and?

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This isn't a brag but really no where else to put it. I volunteered last night at a dog training class where all three of the dogs I have
owned were trained. The lady running the class needed strangers to come in to help dogs that were scared of people. Long story
short I was sitting there and in walks a lady with her little dog that looked familiar. Turns out it was a friend of mine from college that
I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I friended her on Facebook a few years back but never really stayed in touch after that. We used to
live in the same apartment complex and worked together at a bar on campus. She bartended and I worked the grill. She actually lives
two blocks away from the first house I bought here in town. It really is a small world sometimes.


Don't have sex with her. Just let her suck your dick.

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If you play your hand right TBone, it will be a 'Brag About' within the next 3 weeks or so.

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completely blew a red light light (on accident) this morning, was very lucky no cop was around
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completely blew a red light light (on accident) this morning, was very lucky no cop was around

Seems as though you've got a little Tobias Funke in ya.
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Bagels wrote:
completely blew a red light light (on accident) this morning, was very lucky no cop was around

Hope there wasn't a red light camera for your sake.

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completely blew a red light light (on accident) this morning, was very lucky no cop was around

Seems as though you've got a little Tobias Funke in ya.


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This isn't a brag but really no where else to put it. I volunteered last night at a dog training class where all three of the dogs I have
owned were trained. The lady running the class needed strangers to come in to help dogs that were scared of people. Long story
short I was sitting there and in walks a lady with her little dog that looked familiar. Turns out it was a friend of mine from college that
I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I friended her on Facebook a few years back but never really stayed in touch after that. We used to
live in the same apartment complex and worked together at a bar on campus. She bartended and I worked the grill. She actually lives
two blocks away from the first house I bought here in town. It really is a small world sometimes.


you eat that shit?

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good dolphin wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
This isn't a brag but really no where else to put it. I volunteered last night at a dog training class where all three of the dogs I have
owned were trained. The lady running the class needed strangers to come in to help dogs that were scared of people. Long story
short I was sitting there and in walks a lady with her little dog that looked familiar. Turns out it was a friend of mine from college that
I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I friended her on Facebook a few years back but never really stayed in touch after that. We used to
live in the same apartment complex and worked together at a bar on campus. She bartended and I worked the grill. She actually lives
two blocks away from the first house I bought here in town. It really is a small world sometimes.


you eat that shit?


Guess I should have kept this little story to myself.

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T-Bone wrote:
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This isn't a brag but really no where else to put it. I volunteered last night at a dog training class where all three of the dogs I have
owned were trained. The lady running the class needed strangers to come in to help dogs that were scared of people. Long story
short I was sitting there and in walks a lady with her little dog that looked familiar. Turns out it was a friend of mine from college that
I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I friended her on Facebook a few years back but never really stayed in touch after that. We used to
live in the same apartment complex and worked together at a bar on campus. She bartended and I worked the grill. She actually lives
two blocks away from the first house I bought here in town. It really is a small world sometimes.


you eat that shit?


Guess I should have kept this little story to myself.

:lol:

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Hawg Ass wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
This isn't a brag but really no where else to put it. I volunteered last night at a dog training class where all three of the dogs I have
owned were trained. The lady running the class needed strangers to come in to help dogs that were scared of people. Long story
short I was sitting there and in walks a lady with her little dog that looked familiar. Turns out it was a friend of mine from college that
I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I friended her on Facebook a few years back but never really stayed in touch after that. We used to
live in the same apartment complex and worked together at a bar on campus. She bartended and I worked the grill. She actually lives
two blocks away from the first house I bought here in town. It really is a small world sometimes.


you eat that shit?


Guess I should have kept this little story to myself.

:lol:


:lol: :lol:

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Is her dog still afraid of people?

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