#realtalk C/S/FMB: who do you think has fucked more women in their lifetime/s:
SHAKE THAT or
IceMan?oh yeah shit when i posted in my "versus" thread that i, unlike e-moo, actually create original content for this board i totally spaced out on this lil "amattacola is
The IceMan! shoop i did awhile back...
AHEM, so anyways to handicap/prognosticate this let's break it down a little bit. no matter how much amattacola wants to convey some kind of "transcendental" image on the radio, like you know he's just "cool like that" and "down to party hearty" so you're ideally left to infer that he gets more than his fair share of trim [esp when he has that "hey i'm occasionally on the radio" thing that can impress dumb/vapid chicks [read: low low LOW level gold-diggers]] -- however i'm pretty sure that my gut feeling about the guy is that he's keen to latch on to the best looking chick who's willing to put up with his [dumbass?] bullshit and play house with him.... or at least that's how i figure you end up married to an older woman with that "enviable" [read: the whole internet makes fun of it pretty hardcore for the last cpl years] situation where you're raising "my wife's son" -- ergo drinkster has to be about some Cautious Undertaking of Clitoris-Kicking, you know what i'm saying?
^^^TLDR^^^ = idk if amattacola talks a big game or just tries to [subtly?] imply that he's a cool dude and thus cool dudes get that pussy, but i'd bet that his actual tally is "[lower] than the experts think!" (-lee corso) and therefore it's something not too impressive like ~5-10? maybe 15 tops if he chubby chased some slumpbusters back in his high-school/college [aged?] years.ON THE OTHER HAND, the experts would have you believe that laurence "don't call me larry" holmes is the type of guy who has to beg for sex [read: pay for sex (one way or another
] and with comic books and the napoleonic complex and his metro-area renown status as "the elevator assassin" you figure that this dude's gonna have a hilariously low tally, however i actually give laurence credit in that he'd be a guy who would want to "wet the worm" [if you will] so he'd be willing to totally engage in chubby-chasing some slumpbusters [even if it's on the DL like daryle ward] cuz you know, i wouldnt put it past laurence to get all worked up in a tizzy like "mmmm... oh i mean HI CHERYL [SCOTT]!!!" and then he damn near blueballs-himself [subconsciously?] daydreaming about super-fine-women [cuz let's be honest with ourselves gentlemen, we've all been in situations where we're a bit drinky and we're kicking some decent game to OMFG-fine chicks and you feel your body start to get ahead of itself and "LOAD THAT TORPEDO!"] --
and thus laurence decides to go out and chubby-chase that slumpbuster to "get his rocks off" because "hey you know big girls have loving too, and technically their pussies are tighter than fine chicks (if you can get past the whole "their grotslot smells like some kind of food" thing =)" and thus yeah, i think laurence is the type of guy who's parlay his relative-radio-celebrity into getting an "in" with 3rd to 5th tier chicks and since he's [inexorably] used to being friendzoned so hard he knows how to treat women right, and thus he can be a pretty cool/romantic/etc guy when he finds someone "commensurate with his level" and hell i'd even go as far to guess that he can prolly fuck fat chicks like a little dynamo cuz he's not a dumbass or technically even a totally-100%-pocket-protector-type-NERRRRDDDD!!!! guy... he's just a semi-lovable [on a good day] lil dweeb who hits over his weight in chicago/land media.
^^^^TLDR^^^^ = even tho everything superficial points to laurence being a low-tally guy, i'd be willing to bet you that he keeps his "heifer-class conquests" on the low and therefore he's prolly racked up as much as 25-50 different chicks over the years, the only caveat being that i'd prolly do like ~3-5 of them and maybe even spmack would only work ~10-35 of those 20-50 chicks? idk. the point is that i think "the obvious thoughts" dont apply here, cuz there's just something about laurence where i dont think he's as 100% clueless as he comes off as, he just can't spit game anywhere near a "Cheryl Scott level" so he knows this and embraces it for the sake of embracing something (and hell, embracing the kind of chick i bet laurence can tally ~15-25 of technically qualifies as aerobic exercise just to actually embrace them)so yeah, i think laurence has definitely bagged more chicks than drinky. what do you guys think? and of course for the bonus question be sure to give your approximate-figures/guesstimates as to how many chicks each of them has bagged in their lives [again, i'm ~5-15 for drinky and 25-50 for SHAKE THAT--- what do you think C/S/FMB?
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