This always cracks me up.
Today I left a raid after 10 minutes as the kids playing had irritating high voices (squeakers) and were woefully under leveled for their chosen activity.
I get this:
"Your a bitch"
Darkside: "what about my a bitch?"
Gamer "no your a bitch.
Darkside "yeah I get it but what do you need to say about my a bitch"
Gamer "I report you just now"
Darkside "are you reporting me or my a bitch?"

You guys ever get into this kind of shit?

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Why are you playing video games with children?

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Elections have consequences.

I'm pretty sure that was just IMU

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+1 "Why don't you have a seat over there....."

I do get what your saying though. Kids on Battlefield 1 get so upset because it doesn't boil down to twitch reflexes like Call of Duty. I'm sorry I PTFO'd kid and now just keep shooting you as you leave your spawn. If it helps to call me racial slurs then you do you kid.

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I avoid it as much as possible.
When I join lfg groups I look for "adults only" hash tags. If I post i post adults only. Kids lie to get into groups and complain that adults won't give them a chance. But it's for a reason. They never shut the fuck up and have attention spans like ferrets. Plus their voices make my teeth itch.

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one of the many reasons I only play single player games, preferably completely offline.

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Cheer up, snowflake. I'm sorry you can't handle a 12 year old calling you a Caller Bob.

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When you play XBox multiplayer, you are actively stating "I want the people I play video games with to have an average age of 15 years."

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Haven't really had a problem with shit talkers...I usually block them before they can do any of that shit...

...besides, no one online will ever be able to top the "I'll shit on your internet" line I had thrown at me IRL at a Walmart for a midnight release.

Damn...you must have a ton of stories from that. To be a fly on the wall...

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It's small town Iowa...not like there's a choice.

Dude you'd have de-assed the area with the quickness on this deal too.
The 5 guys wanted to do hard mode wrath vosik challenge. Adults only tag.
3 of them were squeaky. They were 384, 367, 387 and 356 (didn't catch the last one).
Only one of them had wrath completions, 3 of them. It was going to be agony, not worth a second thought.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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It's not true agony until one of the people insist on trying to kill him using Dark Drinkers.

Um... did that happen to you?
How... why?

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That's why I asked. I wondered if there is an older group or age verify. I know 18 means nothing because I had my son on there younger than that.

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Jesus fucking christ...

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Ever since my daughter was born 4 years ago I've been playing games with the sound off 95% of the time. I don't feel like I miss much.

400 Sunsinger LF11 for Dinner #LastSupper

Praise the sun

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NO U

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The group search function is a great update and easy to understand. Its unfortunate many users are autistic, children, have no mic, or combinations of the three.

What games you trying to LFG man?

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the autistic kids probably have 800 raid completions...

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Autism is like Trinitrotoluene. It can be used to carve a highway through a mountain or kill everyone at a Taliban wedding party. In the case of Autism it can go from impressive video game feats to having sex in animal costumes with dick holes cut out.

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I tried my hermit hand at online videogaming a few years ago.

I suppose it was a way to getting out of my insular life and reaching out and talking to other somewhat real life persons, even though it was online.

It was a complete disaster.

All these little shits would do is say the N word every other word. And I don't think they were even black. It was cringe worthy and I crawled back into my hole until I started posting here more often last year during the Cubs run.

There's alot of annoying shitheads but I've met some fun and hilarious personalities over the years.

And that was better???

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Just saw this.

Yeah, LFG group and one of the guys is curious if you couldn't kill Vosik using only Dark Drinker (spoiler: you can't)...I told him this was an awful idea and we were just going to do it normal...he whined and begged and wouldn't shut the fuck up about wanting to try it...led to a pretty epic meltdown on my part...surprised Brew and Chuz never told you about that one.

No... maybe.
I might have been drunk.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014