An entire bottle of whiskey in 45 minutes. You'd be defecating on IMU if you tried that.

First, I wouldn't do that. But if I did, I wouldn't pass out like a bitch.

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I took a nap. CONFIRMED.

FarveFan is 100% correct about this. There is nothing exciting about golf and watching it is like watching another person's fantasy football team. Pathetic bourgeois imitating the upper class.

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I try to watch the final round of majors each year... But otherwise do not consume any other golf on TV. There are many worse sporting events to watch on TV than the final rounds of golf Majors.

Fred Huebener has roughly the same opinion as dolphin.

Fred Huebener has no kids and attends HS sporting events.

I'll stick to watching golf.

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On FB, Fred will shit on golf and then post about the Chicago Fire 5 minutes later. Doesn't make any sense.

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Tell me you didn't find the group of Augusta members in their green jackets sitting by their plantation style clubhouse a bit off putting.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I love watching compelling sport...yesterday's round, in fact, most of the weekend, qualified as compelling.

Yesterday was great stuff. Like football, golf is much better from the couch or barstool.

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Golf is better when played.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I watched none of the Master's except for the last half hour. I usually will watch some Sunday golf if I have nothing better to do. That said though Augusta on my tv is just wonderful.

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Elections have consequences.

Back in Tigers hey day had the final round on radio...now there you got a bunch of loser

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I did not. But I could probably find something off-putting about every professional sporting event. All that music, all the advertising, inflated concession prices, etc.

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-Hank Kingsley

This thread has so many gems...beautiful.

Thank you, FF and Hockey Gay. I agree with you both.

Fuck golf.

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More than a little amused with the direction of this thread. Such visceral reactions to something of no interest might just be a sign of much deeper issues .

What kind of lives do some of you people lead?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

So let me get this straight. A guy was a big enough loser to sit and watch golf all day on TV and then he actually called some phone number to report something that shouldn't have happened at said golf tournament. I bet that gentleman gets all the women.

It could have been a women who called in. Maybe a skinny, pretty woman, or maybe a horribly ugly, fat woman.

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The worst kind.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I have zero interest in watching cars make left turns all day, or two almost nude men piledriving each other, but I would never start a thread about people who do.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Anyone who enjoys Nascar should be murdered in front of their children.