Congrats, sir Nas!

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-- source

Congrats.

My long time GF and I got married last night. Getting on her health insurance did have something to do with it.

This was supposed to be under the radar, with an actual nice wedding on the beach in Lake Bluff this summer. Then my sister posts it on Facebook and Instagram...so, new wife posts on Facebook. My Facebook has now blown up.

Lots of "congrats!" from people wondering why they weren't invited/in the loop.

Happy Friday!

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Congratulations.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

We can recommend a lawyer that could probably still handle uncontested divorces...in between updates.

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I was torn on whether to post in the brag thread or complain thread.

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President Trump will at the place I work tomorrow so that should be interesting. Still not completely sure what the protocol will be
and if I will get to see him or not. They had the presidential helicopters and Osprey flying around town over the weekend and
practicing their landings in the parking lot. I think I would like to see that most of all.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

This isn't the complaint thread.

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I guess he will be flying in here by 2pm to sign a new executive order. Pretty sure all the associates will be down in the auditorium to get a
glimpse and listen to a short speech. Still hoping I get to see the aircraft land or take off which I think would be the coolest part of the whole
production.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

My daughter, our youngest, has changed her college of choice for her upcoming freshman year, AND the new place is about half the cost of the previous choice. Today, she was informed that she has been awarded a scholarship by my employer. I may not have to go back to sucking cock down at the wharf just to make ends meet after all!!

Even just for old time's sake?

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Did you enjoy working with FavreFan?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Just saw this. NOT BREAKING NEWS.

Congrats, Nas.

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You know me like that.

I see Oprah, Moochelle and Barry are chiilin off Mo'orea Island in French Polynesia. Well, I was there over 40 years ago. Stayed one week on Tahiti and 2 weeks om Moorea, as it was spelled back then. It was known then as the most beautiful place inna world to vacation. Stayed at Club Med, an all inclusive, for $120 a week. Polynesian girls are mostly ugly but the Chinese-Polynesian girls are not. French brought the Chinese down there to run their copra operations.
Quinn's Bar was in business back then on the waterfront of Papeete, Tahiti. It was known as "the worst bar in the world" but really wasn't. It just had a lot of fugly ladyboys and French sailors and intrepid travelers. A good time was had by all even tho the beer was French.
I was on my way to Australia on a one way ticket, post USAF.





"no girls--boys. no girls--boys"--French sailor to me as ugly 'girl' was asking me to buy a beer.
"cut it out"--bartender, protecting obvious newbie


#Hinano
#Faa'a

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

Quinn's Bar, explained by LA Times. Suzy No Pants was most famous regular.
http://articles.latimes.com/1989-06-04/ ... ia-islands

New apartments and stores and office buildings stand where wooden storefronts once crowded the scene. One in particular rises on the very spot where Quinn's hosted the bold, the bad and the beautiful.

As the most notorious bar in French Polynesia, Quinn's was where the painter Leeteg belted one too many one night, then climbed aboard his moped and spun off on a trip to eternity, colliding head-on with a tree.

When they tore down Quinn's it was like disassembling the Eiffel Tower. Or uprooting the cable cars in San Francisco. Quinn's was a tourist attraction, an institution, the watering hole of Tahitians and tourists, French sailors and foreign legionnaires.

Nearly every tourist who ever set foot in Papeete rushed headlong to Quinn's to kick back and join the wicked who made Quinn's their home base. Well, the timorous did a detour, maybe, but the adventurous were fascinated with the motley crowd that kept the cash register ringing.

Without a doubt, Quinn's was the most shameful bar in the entire Pacific. Customers ducked flying beer bottles while Suzy No Pants danced with the legendary Bali Hai Boys.


Suzy No Pants



"I love culture"--Le Grande Orange
"I love you long time"--Suzy


#Faa'a
#Hinano

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

I've been posting here for a decade!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

That's a lot of epileptic mustache spasms caused over the years.

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You know me like that.

Norwegian freighter I worked on back in Dec, 1968--March, 1969. Went from Sydney to Dunkirk where I paid off. I was a dekksgut and made $28 a week which included all my overtime as an every day 3rd watch guy.



http://www.norskeskip.no/Talleyrand49.html


#WilhelmWilhelmsen

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

I took a wrong turn and got laid.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Just replaced the battery backup on my sump 2 months ago and it is supposed to rain in 2 hours.

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You know me like that.

Richard Speck approves

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

My daughter, our youngest, presented the Valedictorian address at graduation ceremony yesterday, and did very well.

Hah, that's awesome. Congrats.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

posting for a friend"--

Stella_Basham @Stella_Basham

MELANIA spoke French w Macron and wife, German with Mrs Merkel and Italian with the Pope!!


"ayudame?"--Eurotrash people
"non"--Melania

#AnHistoryofBestFLOTUS

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

Did not happen

Closing on our new house today. Garage is in front so it's not a McMansion.

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Call me when the tequila and bourbon trucks arrive.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Will do. Need help carrying in the oak barrels.

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I got 22/25 on my online traffic school final exam!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I just had to take a written test to switch my license. What'd you take yours for?

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