Congrats, Z.

It makes sense.

You come to the board (the west) making gratuitous and disrespectful statements (the Queen) during some users (US residents) sacred, celebratory feast days (Independence Day).

The analogy also works if I exchange anyones wedding that included Christian scripture for "sacred celebratory feast days".

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Like I said earlier, don't take it so personally.

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A lot of guys around here hating on Jesus while promoting his preferred footwear.

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I have no issues with Jesus, but rather a lot of his followers.

Some of the most judgmental people whom I know, are also the most religious.

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Well, since you said that, OK.

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I don't take it personally when religious folks, like my wife's family, pass judgment on me.

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Maybe they just don't want the father of their grandchildren to burn in eternal hellfire. I mean, if you really believe in a religion, how could you not be a supremacist? You have the answers. Other do not.

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Pretty funny...

Great times! there may have been a hotdog costume...or not.

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Those hypocrites should work on themselves before they worry about me. It's not her folks, but some of the aunts and uncles. After my mother in law had a serious stroke, and could no longer babysit the young kids, the phone stopped ringing. Meanwhile, we moved her into our house, so her last years could be as comfortable as possible. But, they judge me. As if her death last year wasn't hard enough on my wife and her brother, these goofs trying to hijack wake/funeral arrangements was the icing on the cake. My mother in law had not practiced in two decades, and told us her wish was to be cremated. In lieu of flowers, she wanted people to donate to the Gift of Hope Organ and Tissue Network. She was a kidney transplant survivor. So, this was the plan. They didn't care. They insisted on a whole production at their church, presumably to show off for the others. When she was here, they couldn't be bothered to take her out to lunch once in a while, or even pick a phone to see how she was doing. Now that she is gone, they are interested in her. But, they judge me. It took every fiber of my being to keep my mouth shut during all of this. I did so for my wife. The last thing she needed was more drama. It's not all about me. Unfortunately, everybody does not share that opinion.



I am very comfortable saying that I don't know something. I couldn't imagine living life as if knew more, or was somehow more enlightened, than everybody else. That takes some major arrogance.

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Lot of you people round here going straight to hell,let me tell you.

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Only at CFMB can a congratulatory wedding thread turn into a treatise on religion.

I love this place!

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Yeah, I have to own this one.

I would like to apologize to GD and anybody else not named Chas (who made my point for me), who was offended by what I said. I certainly could have been a bit more delicate there.

The larger point was a lot of weddings are boring as shit. This one was fun from the minute I got there, until the minute I left. I even had sexy time romance when I got home, so it was a homerun all around.

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Coincidence? I think not.

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I accept your apology and will pray for you.

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I said OK. Geez, some people are so sensitive.

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Classic.

Our back door is usually open because I do not lock it at night. I live in corn country so why would I? HEE HAW. So if rape is the thing feel free. But be aware. Country hicks have guns and neighbors watching your every move. Fuck with my world and you might not see tomorrow.

Chas is the aspiring rapist, not me. I was just reminding him of who might be first on the list to burn for eternity, if such a thing was going to happen.

Denis, that's an A, not a U.

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Congratulations, Zachary!
Here's to many, many years of happiness!

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Congratulations Zack! I'm really very happy for you and wish you both nothing but the best

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Congratulations, Zack.

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May you experience all the joy marriage brings.

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And may your first child be a masculine child.

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Congrats, Zack!

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