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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:32 pm

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There is a rumor floating around French media that at 0800 GMT an announcement from Buckingham Fountain is to be made that Prince Philip, Duke of Edingurgh has assumed room temperature.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:38 pm

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95.

Rough week for the royals.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:36 pm

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:51 pm

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When Mickey Mouse is about to croak will the French media report on that as well?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:53 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

95.

Rough week for the royals.

True, but they have just taken 2 of 3 from the Sox.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 1:27 am

HawaiiYou wrote:

When Mickey Mouse is about to croak will the French media report on that as well?

Yes.

And then terrorists will kill a bunch of people that work for Minnie Mouse.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:36 am

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Furious Styles wrote:

i can't ever decide if i think she's attractive or not. she has an odd look

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:37 am

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Bagels wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

i can't ever decide if i think she's attractive or not. she has an odd look

She's supposedly like 14 but she looks like she might have grandchildren.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:42 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

i can't ever decide if i think she's attractive or not. she has an odd look

She's supposedly like 14 but she looks like she might have grandchildren.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:43 am

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:53 am

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 8:07 am

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Bagels wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

i can't ever decide if i think she's attractive or not. she has an odd look

I went back and forth for a while, and decided that she isn't. Her eyes are too far apart.

And I heard another song of hers on WXRT. It was awful. She will be a one hit wonder.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 8:33 am

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Fuck that Nazi cuck. I bet his wife will make his casket walk behind her.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 9:07 am

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Chus wrote:

Her eyes are too far apart.

can you get plastic surgery to correct that ?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 9:26 am

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I'm not dead yet ...

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39802636
Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements

The Duke of Edinburgh is retiring from royal duties this autumn, Buckingham Palace has announced.

The decision was made by Prince Philip himself and is supported by the Queen, a palace spokesman said.

The duke, who turns 96 next month, will attend previously scheduled engagements between now and August but will not accept new invitations.

The Queen "will continue to carry out a full programme of official engagements", the palace said. etc.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 10:10 am

Retiring at 96.

Lazy fuck.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 10:32 am

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Wouldn't you long for the sweet release or death if you had to come home to this every night?

And she's literally THE queen... As opposed to just another princess? Goddamn dude!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 10:40 am

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 11:13 am

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 1:12 pm

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sinicalypse wrote:

Wouldn't you long for the sweet release or death if you had to come home to this every night?

And she's literally THE queen... As opposed to just another princess? Goddamn dude!

She wasn't horrible looking her youth.

I do enjoy the parts of The Royals where the strongly intimate that her parents, siblings and just about everyone else close to her didn't think she had the intelligence to handle being Queen.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 1:45 pm

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Not looking good for them so far.

But it is a long season. Hosmer, Cain, and Moose can get hot

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 3:06 pm

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Not every Royal is a fighter.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 4:55 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

Not every Royal is a fighter.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Royal Death Watch

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:21 pm

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