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Hockey Gay
 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 2:13 pm 
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Murder my brother, not the horse. Well, maybe the horse too.
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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Man, JORR is correct about the old dogs. Those fuckers are in there all the time when I go in on a regular Saturday, but they still don't know how to use the machines. At least the amateurs have an excuse. Some old fart asked me if I could help him... I did, but I'm not sure what the etiquette on that is. Everyone probably thought I was stealing his tickets or something. If you can't use the machine, go to da windaaaa!

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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My brother bet on Thunder Snow. He is the luckiest person with gambling and has won nearly a grand by playing the lotto just this last month.

I remember our parent's taking us to the track when he was just a few years old and he wanted my Mom to put $20 on the 50-1 horse during the Arlington million because the horse made eye contact with him.We all laughed and thought it was cute and then the horse won.

If Thunder Snow wins this I might murder him.


well with the odds, you could throw a few bucks his way just to cover yourself. and maybe spare your brother's life.

who knows, maybe if you bet on him, you'll jinx your brother. "yeah i put $2 on a win bet. sorry he lost, bro."
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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Man, JORR is correct about the old dogs. Those fuckers are in there all the time when I go in on a regular Saturday, but they still don't know how to use the machines. At least the amateurs have an excuse. Some old fart asked me if I could help him... I did, but I'm not sure what the etiquette on that is. Everyone probably thought I was stealing his tickets or something. If you can't use the machine, go to da windaaaa!

Those machines blow my mind.

I put my winning ticket in one of them yesterday and immediately got confused. Hit exit and slowly backed away from the machine.
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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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On big track days, days with many people unfamiliar with the machines, one can sometimes find cash vouchers left in machines by people failing to completely exit out after placing their bets.

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Rube remember Arklow :?:

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Rube remember Arklow :?:


Yes, I do. Nice one today!!
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If I wanted to place a derby bet online, where is the best place?

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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If I wanted to place a derby bet online, where is the best place?

always Twinspires

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Thanks Walt. They accept PayPal, very nice.

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Dan Bernstein just won the Churchill Downs Stakes.

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Ok put $20 across the board on Gay Brother bet. Thunder Thunder Thunder Gay...ho.

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Ok put $20 across the board on Gay Brother bet. Thunder Thunder Thunder Gay...ho.

Good Luck

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Here are mine. Maybe a little overboard, but whatevs.

2,5,8. 2,7,8. 5,8,14. 5,10,14. 5,11,14. 5,14,17.
12 wps
20 wps

Also have cheap boxes on:
7,9,14. 7,14,18. 1,2,3.
2,5. 5,14.
5,14,8,11.
5,17,14,15.

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An hour between races is ridiculous

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An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.

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Chus wrote:
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An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.

Yup. I'm drunk.
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An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.


But I'm still dealing with cinco de mayo leftover tequila

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Regular Reader wrote:
Chus wrote:
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An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.


But I'm still dealing with cinco de mayo leftover tequila

Were you singing "My Old Kentucky Home" in Spanish?

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That track is pretty wet...

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I'm starting to have remorse for not putting anything on Irish War Cry.

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If I win big, I'm getting Walt hammered.

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If I win big, I'm getting Walt hammered.

Don't you mean 'clubbed'?

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Anybody nail it?

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Fuuuuuuuck... Lookin at Lee?! Fuck him!

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 Post subject: Re: Kentucky Derby
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Godfella wrote:
Anybody nail it?


I had a lot on Always Dreaming to win, but if Classic Empire had hit 2nd, I would have won a lot. I think I basically doubled what I bet.

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Anybody nail it?


I had a lot on Always Dreaming to win, but if Classic Empire had hit 2nd, I would have won a lot. I think I basically doubled what I bet.

Nice job.

My gut told me Battle of Midway this morning. Oh, well.

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