I find some enjoyable

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I broke mine in a fit of anger. Now the gas comes out without needing to use any fancy safety equipment but it comes out slow so it takes longer to fill, which makes me angry and the great circle of life continues...

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000W72GBC

I bought this one and it is so easy that if you spill anything it's because you are an idiot. You literally just press a button and the gas comes out.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

me too

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

5 gallons? How many acres are you mowing?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I would never load up on 5 gallons at a time for lawnmower gas. Even with stabilzer, that gas will probably go to shit by the time you have to use it.

That one works pretty good. We use it for our chainsaws and trimmers. I don't like them for larger tanks but I've used worse. The old fashioned metal ones seem to be best for larger tanks just because they pour better.

I need it for other uses as well, such as setting your house on fire.

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You'd spill it and get caught while posting an update to this thread.

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garage sales and farm auctions. i have at least 10 old school plastic containers. some 5 gallons, some 2 gallons and a few 1 gallons.

Huh? You collect gas cans ? Odd hobby

You think you'd need 5 gallons to burn a refrigerator box in an alley?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Kramer: "Installing your Clarkman garbage disposal. Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage lot. Oh, come on, Clarkman."
Puddy: "Puddy."
Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."
Kramer: "Um, listen, you're a mechanic. Could you help me install a garbage disposal?"
Puddy: "Well, it's a big job. You've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line."
Kramer: "No. It says 'main line'."
Puddy: "It's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman?"
Kramer: "Yeah."
Puddy, seeing Elaine come in: "Hey, man, I'll call you back. I'll talk you through it."
Kramer: "Oh, OK. Well, thanks, buddy."

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

This is the dude who eats out of the trash.

This seems pretty normal for him.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It wasn't in the trash. It was hovering.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Gas can...not oil can

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Eaglo Hussra

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100% in agreement with this nomination. I HATE my gas can and I spill out of it all the time.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.