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PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 3:46 pm 
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60 gallons of beer, 32 bottles of scotch, 17 bottles of gin, four crates of wine, and a bottle of Babycham.


I don't know what the fuck Babycham is but the rest of that would go great for breakfast with some bacon and eggs with Cholula.

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60 gallons of beer, 32 bottles of scotch, 17 bottles of gin, four crates of wine, and a bottle of Babycham.


I don't know what the fuck Babycham is but the rest of that would go great for breakfast with some bacon and eggs with Cholula.
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I think I remember that John Larroquette said that he'd get so bombed and black out that he'd wake up on a plane and have no idea where he was flying. He'd try to see how the people around him were dressed or talk to the passengers around him to try and sleuth out where the plane was going.


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David Feherty once go so drunk after winning The Scottish Open that he lost the trophy and woke up in a sand trap. He has no idea how it happened, and to this day the trophy hasnt been found.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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60 gallons of beer, 32 bottles of scotch, 17 bottles of gin, four crates of wine, and a bottle of Babycham.


I don't know what the fuck Babycham is but the rest of that would go great for breakfast with some bacon and eggs with Cholula.


Its like hard cider, but made with pears instead of apples.

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Foster Brooks is a good old school one. Bored wise, Keeping Score was a decent drunk iirc. Maybe it was I who was druk.


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I think I remember that John Larroquette said that he'd get so bombed and black out that he'd wake up on a plane and have no idea where he was flying. He'd try to see how the people around him were dressed or talk to the passengers around him to try and sleuth out where the plane was going.


My grandpa was a hell of a drunk (probably harder stuff too but I never heard that for sure). He was in the stage where he was trying to quit, all his kids were getting older and needed him to be more responsible. The story goes that he made it maybe a month and then fell off the wagon in spectacular fashion. He went to Balmoral to bet the horses and met up with some old drinking friends and he said the rest is like watching a movie at 20x speed. He has brief memories of hitting some of his old haunts and then he remembers nothing until getting woken up by a stewardess at the airport in Los Angeles. He had a pocket full of cash and no one else was with him. He had no idea why LA or where the money came from.

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I think I remember that John Larroquette said that he'd get so bombed and black out that he'd wake up on a plane and have no idea where he was flying. He'd try to see how the people around him were dressed or talk to the passengers around him to try and sleuth out where the plane was going.


My grandpa was a hell of a drunk (probably harder stuff too but I never heard that for sure). He was in the stage where he was trying to quit, all his kids were getting older and needed him to be more responsible. The story goes that he made it maybe a month and then fell off the wagon in spectacular fashion. He went to Balmoral to bet the horses and met up with some old drinking friends and he said the rest is like watching a movie at 20x speed. He has brief memories of hitting some of his old haunts and then he remembers nothing until getting woken up by a stewardess at the airport in Los Angeles. He had a pocket full of cash and no one else was with him. He had no idea why LA or where the money came from.


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