http://www.mediaite.com/online/twitter-explodes-after-kurt-eichenwald-allegedly-tweets-photo-that-shows-his-interest-in-anime-porn/

In short, posted a rant on Twitter with a screenshot. The screenshot had a browser tab opened to anime porn. Now he's backtracking big time and saying he has discussions about tentacle porn (???) with his family. Wow. Just own up to it man.

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Love when shit like this happens. Especially to this idiot.

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Fare you well, fare you well
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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It's almost as good as hardcore conservatives and religious types getting busted in airport men's rooms with trannies.

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He watches the porn so he can get off while having a seizure

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I can't believe that in this day and age someone hasn't "updated" his Wikipedia page.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Remember that Eichenwald's claim to fame was buying child pornography for his investigative report on it.

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Wasn't Eichenwald one of the supervisors at Dachau?

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Send that to him and have the FBI show up at your house

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... fa5004f2bf

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

A tweet is a "deadly weapon". Jesus fucking Christ.

It gets better: he said he was proving to his wife and children that tentacle porn exists (?!?), but the hentai he was looking at didn't have any tentacles.



What is going on here?

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Yeah I'm calling BS on him "not being able to find any"

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Who in the hell is this guy?

He's a shitlib who says he threatened to kick a stranger's ass at an airport for voting for Jill Stein. He used to work at the NYT but got fired for buying child porn as "part of an investigation." Someone tweeted a blinking gif at him and received the reply "this is Kurt's wife, you gave him a seizure, we're calling the FBI" and they did.

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hmm, im ready to label him a sexual deviant

+1 in the rhetorical sense

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Another day, another embarrassment for him...

He got caught lying about 2 places of work on his twitter bio in addition to some inane ramblings. Apparently he has been unemployed for about 6 months and claimed to only find out today

He literally feigned shock at the idea his contract was not renewed last November despite the fact he had never spoken to the new editor there. I don't really care about the specifics, but the fact he's been putting two false places of employment on his Twitter bio for months is kind of funny. He literally sent e-mails out using Vanity Fair letterhead after he was canned by them.

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/38151 ... t-launches

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

What is tentacle porn?

As your legal counsel, I advise you to withdraw that inquiry immediately.

I'm telling you this.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Are you trying to get Nas to delete this thread?

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Ask Kurt, or his kids.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Tweet the word "tentacle" to him and you'll get blocked

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

What if someone Tweets their tentacle at him?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

add a gif strobe and he'll report you to the FBI

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Do you remember the painting on Cooper's wall in Mad Men? Extrapolate a whole genre from that.

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It's a Rothko...

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

The other one!

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That reminds me of when one of my college housemates accidentally had his iTunes library set to "share" on the network...

Let's just say there were some interesting porn animes on there.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson