So for the last couple nights some dude is blowing up some high power fireworks off in my hood... just down the street. Distinct mortar rounds... the initial "floof" and a 5 second delay and the big boom. Well one just went boom... we didnt hear the loud floof and suddenly theres an ambulance driving down my street in the direction of mr. Whizzo the fireworks twat.
Is it wrong to hope this dork blew his hand off? I mean i love fireworks but all week long a month before the 4th and at midnight is a bit much.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Just stay in your home,huddled in the bathroom with your wife until the bad noise stops.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What the?
Are you a real dipshit or just pretending on the internet?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Thinning of the herd.

Takes one....

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You live near Jason Pierre Paul?

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Well since we need just one you'll fill out the role nicely.
Thank you.
Enjoy your day.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It's night time...When is the last time you looked out the window?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

One less poster on the board.

I'd wish for the same thing.

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Hopefully it was his head.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Wow, world turning hard against Darkside!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm with you, DS. Fuck those firework idiots.

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I am not looking forward to the next couple of weeks as our dog is absolutely petrified of firework noise.

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It's certainly too early on June 18th. But other than that fireworks are awesome. It's too bad you beta males hate America.

Your dog is a pussy, just like his/her owner.

wow, someone already hit the sauce this morning

The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages.

I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And drives the extra large truck with jumbo tires and a set of truck nuts.

I am 100% certain that my 28lb, one and a half year old Beagle is a lot smarter than you, Bob.

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Update?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Or travels to Indiana.

Jealous of our low taxes and cheap, high quality firework shops?

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Nothing says "I'm emasculated" more than a grown ass man that owns a small dog. Get your balls back and then get yourself a Labrador

We go to St. Joes every summer and our son wants to stop every time he sees the billboards.

Krazy Kaplans sucks. That's the spot the travelers go to. Overpriced IMO. Got to hit up the little places or Shelton's.

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Was always a fan of the place with the purple gorilla out front. Always had a bottle of crown royal sitting out for shots while buying. Freedom.