This morning we were treated to Mike ranting about WARWICK Dunn and JACOB Ellsbury. He was so proud he knew Jacoby Ellsbury was an Indian--a Native American, not a Cleveland Indian--but Fred had to keep correcting him on the name (a rare display of balls by the Fredmeister, by the way).

This guy is as bad with names at 55 as Harry Caray was at 75.

Tuned in at 9:45ish to hear that with Stone's FT status as a Sox color analyst North was happy since now "we got a color analyst who can speak in full sentences"

Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle

_________________
There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Heard that also, but did you hear that he wanted in on the job also, but since it was Stone, he didnt pursue it.

_________________

Hahahaha Mike North is such a TOOL!!! What a fucking moron GO BACK TO ITALY MIKE NORTH!!!

_________________
No thats exactly wrong MIKE

I hate the Mike North Show because (he often mispronounces names) and it has been like this for (as long as I can remember). Especially egregious examples of this are ("Warwick Dunn") and ("Jacob Ellsbury"). Jen Jen is a whore and Fred is fat. At least they fired Annie. I really hate Mike North.

Great job on the follow through, IB!

_________________

It's not just that Mike is bad with names (Catching him trying to spit out Jaromir Jagr was the s**t!). It's his struggle with the English language that makes me laugh on a daily basis.

Did anyone catch his attempt to pronounce "lascivious" this week? I think it was yesterday. We of course know about the time he made up the word "purposeable" to describe the intent to hit Tadihito Iguchi with a pitch as immortalized by B&B.

This is a guy who berates college-educated newspaper columnists as "elitists." Mike, compared to you, anyone with a grasp on English should fit into that category.

_________________
Back up in your ass with The Resurrection!

He was ragging on Favre this morning, calling him being an attention whore, because this is day three of his retirement announcement. He is spewing venom at Favre, but kissing Bobby Hull's ass. Bobby, who beat the shit out of wife, and had some awful things to say about our black and Jewish friends (in my best Farmer voice), is OK, but he has to trash Favre? What a douche.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Was Hull really THAT good as a hockey player or did Mike blow it out of proportions? The question is for Slappy, Stink, Mac, other hockey historians?

_________________
"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

He scored over 600 goals in is career, scoring at least 50 in four different seasons. MVP twice, leader in points once and helped the Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup in 1961. I believe he's 14th in NHL history with 610 goals.
Sounds like he was pretty good to me.

_________________
President of Blake Shetlon fan club

Bobby Hull is without a doubt one of the ten greatest NHL players of all time. Goals, assists, defensively and a tough guy too.

Bobby Hull was the goods.

He is also a big wind-sock too...

He berates Jason Kidd for days because he has never won a championship....Then the next day he yells at a caller & defends the likes of Gale Sayers, Dick Butkus, & Ernie Banks...saying they are great players even though they didn't win championships.

So which is Mikey?

_________________
Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

When Bobby Hull would take the puck behind his own net and start one of his patented rink-long dashes, golden hair flying, crowd rising to their feet and roaring, and then unload the most powerful shot in the league off of his curved blade, the puck rippling the back of the net, most of the men in the crowd of 16,666 at the old Stadium wanted to have sex with him at that very moment.

So you're saying that there is a good chance that I'm Brett's half-brother?

_________________