If you are serious I'm ready and willing. I can probably do this drive in less than 36 hours, no need for hotel along the way. 312 550 5803, I won't be available until mid-July due to current work restrictions.

Valid A license, did the job professionally for years...I'm good at it.

The gig should pay $2005 just because.

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You have balls posting that phone number publicly.

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Is IMU going to text me to death?

Let us know how it goes.

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Probably shouldn't have used such a leaky pen.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Depends on how many balloons I'll be required to swallow.

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It's beer, dumbass. Maybe you can be in the truck too. Drinky's working one of the tollbooth's along the way. So he wouldn't notice. Cuz he's a dumbass.

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Hmmm...

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Not a mult.

I don't like to get in the way of another guy making money BUT I wouldn't trust America to go around the block. He would probably sell the Uhaul for $75 to get high.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Nah I doubt he does that. He might drive it into a mosque or a group of black people though.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Sounds like the guy in Arizona could make him disappear into the desert.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I might be down for this. PM me if you hate America. Or the poster.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Give it to City of Fools so we can stop hearing about how fuckin' broke he is for a week.

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It's a UHaul truck ... why not both?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Real talk, when I was really driving the trucks my company had me and only five or so other guys (out of 1000 drivers) that they trusted to haul 40,000 lbs of cologne. I know how to secure freight, balance loads, use loadlocks...I didn't quit that job because they made me.

If JORR doesn't like me personally and wouldnt offer the job because of that that's fine, and really this would just be gravy. But $1000 for 2 days work (that I'd have off anyways from my other job) when I'm saving to spend a significant amount of time overseas is a good opportunity.

I've secured freight and balanced loads on a UHaul truck.

I don't know what a loadlock is but I never had any kids before I wanted them so I think I'm good on that account as well.

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My Maserati does 186.

Doing the math, you would have to average around 100 mph

Are you throwing your hat in the ring?

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

You really should be fronting the gas/hotel money too.

On whose behalf are you negotiating?

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

Just offering advice should some poor dumbass here take the gig

JORR just randomly asks someone to drive a uhaul across the country with no other details. Then hints that the guy you are meeting in the desert is connected. I want to sign up just for the publicity when they do a Dateline NBC episode on my mysterious disappearance.

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This is the kind of pointless meddling that used to make bigfan flip his shit. Just pointing that out. Lucky for you, The Three Wisemen are operating under a New Covenant.

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

1800 miles to Scottsdale. 100 miles per hour is 18 hours.

Nah man, Bob's right. Throw in an extra 3K, gas and hotel expenses, and a bottle of Louis XIII and then it's a fair offer for a job that takes less than two days.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul