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Thug

Post subject: Buy a date w/ Scarlett Johansson

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:06 pm

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0221082811

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:22 pm

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bidding is up to 12,500...

Are travel and accommodations included?
A. Chauffeured car service to the premiere included. All other arrangements (including hotel, flight, additional ground transportation, etc.) arenot included and are the responsibility of the winning bidder.

that doesn't seem like much of a prize, the website also said that the meet and greet would be brief because she has a lot to do on that evening...

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:01 pm

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I'd love to meet & greet her ass, but since she's not putting out, I'm not bidding.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:07 pm

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How is underrated? She's always at or near the top of the hottest list.

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Bagels

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:07 pm

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But...it's not a date. A "meet & greet" is far different and imo would be worth significantly less

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Buy a date w/ Scarlett Johansson

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:20 pm

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Thug wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250221082811

Spmack finds her unappealing.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:37 pm

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I'm not that thrilled with her either.

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Bagels

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:41 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I'm not that thrilled with her either.

Yeah, I'm kind of pissed she's not fucking me right now too

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:46 pm

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Nas wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

How is underrated? She's always at or near the top of the hottest list.

Where are these list?

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:55 pm

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it is up to 13,600.00

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Mopery

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:01 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

it is up to 13,600.00

I'd pay $13,600 to see HHJ and SJ on a REAL date :wink:

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a retard

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:04 pm

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I must confess, I have never heard of her.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:05 pm

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She's very close to the top of my "I wanna do her" list...along with Rachel Ray, Dana Jacobson, Rihanna, Christina Millan, Alicia Keys, Michelle Rodriguez, Eva Mendes, and Regan Gomez-Preston from "The Parent Hood."

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Ryno's Wife

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:10 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Ahem...what am I, chopped liver?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:12 pm

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Ryno's Wife wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

Ahem...what am I, chopped liver?

You're #1 in line, sweetheart.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:12 pm

100000 CLUB

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I could buy lots of hookers with $100,000.

Keep it.

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:14 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

You're #1 in line, sweetheart.

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Ryno's Wife

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:27 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

You're #1 in line, sweetheart.

That looks like our friend TMURF at your 21st birthday party.

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:30 pm

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10 years ago, RW, that boy still ain't lived that day down.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:30 pm

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Mopery wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

it is up to 13,600.00

I'd pay $13,600 to see HHJ and SJ on a REAL date :wink:

She's not my type at all... I would NOT do that....

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:36 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Mopery wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

it is up to 13,600.00

I'd pay $13,600 to see HHJ and SJ on a REAL date :wink:

She's not my type at all... I would NOT do that....

You suck Jason. I bet Spaulding would get with that.

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Killer V

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:02 pm

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Bikini Top wrote:

Can't. Hold. On. Much. Longer!

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Irish Boy

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:30 pm

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For that much money, the words "flavored condom" better come into the conversation.

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W_Z

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:08 pm

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how much is in my savings right now...

...

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:22 pm

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it's cheaper to fly to vegas

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:53 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

it's cheaper to fly to vegas

That damn bidding is up tp 18,100.00
What moron would spend close to 20 grand to have a "meet and greet" with her? Without sex? Fully clothed?

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:55 am

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that's what i'm saying....

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Mopery

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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:03 am

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

it's cheaper to fly to vegas

That damn bidding is up tp 18,100.00
What moron would spend close to 20 grand to have a "meet and greet" with her? Without sex? Fully clothed?

"who you callin' a moron?!"

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bigfan

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:45 am

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Why doesn't she just give them 50K and not bother with some dope that is going to pay 50K and get pissed when he gets to say hello, she gives him a kiss and then says THANKS....gotta go.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:54 am

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

it's cheaper to fly to vegas

That damn bidding is up tp 18,100.00
What moron would spend close to 20 grand to have a "meet and greet" with her? Without sex? Fully clothed?

What moron is willing to pay 30,100.00??????

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