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Don Tiny

Post subject: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:27 am

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Tip o' the cap to dennis on this one ...

http://www.chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?p=2745720#p2745720

denisdman wrote:

If you say stuff once around here, the message patrollers recall it. God forbid you say something more than once. And if you question people for questioning you, then you're passive aggressive or plain obsessive. The unwritten rules are vast.

A good start!

With that opening example, what in fact are the Unwritten Rules of the CFMB?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:30 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

With that opening example, what in fact are the Unwritten Rules of the CFMB?

When in doubt (or are trying to derail something really stupid), post a Seinfeld quote or gif.
Dance Gavin Dance is fucking horrible.
The search function, even when fixed, doesn't work.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:31 am

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Complain about B&B or B&G.

Someone must reply, "Great show"
Someone else must reply "Yup"

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:34 am

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denisdman is going to latch onto the bandwagon of the strangest shit known to man (see Bob, Caller)

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:36 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

denisdman is going to latch onto the bandwagon of the strangest shit known to man (see Bob, Caller)

Great poster.
Yup.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:40 am

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denisdman wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

denisdman is going to latch onto the bandwagon of the strangest shit known to man (see Bob, Caller)

Great poster.
Yup.

schmuck

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:43 am

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Disagreeing with brick gets your post dissected into 30 quotes with bizarre counterarguments to each out of context sentence.

Disagreeing with jorr might get a contract out on you thru an "associate".

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:49 am

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Don't stop now, boys!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:51 am

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Tell an interesting story=

DID NOT HAPPEN

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:51 am

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White Sox fans post exclusively in the Cubs section, and vice versa.
Frank like pancakes and will whip his dong out for 52 American dollars.
Elmhurst Steve is racist and likes cock. All responses to him must involve a horse.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:10 am

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Write the harshest, must insulting post you can about a person and follow it with "but I like the guy" and all is fine.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:12 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank like pancakes and will whip his dong out for 52 American dollars.
Elmhurst Steve is racist and likes cock. All responses to him must involve a horse.

These are true though.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:12 am

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Don't ever buy anybody a drink.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:17 am

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dolphin comes off as an anti-intellectual, whiny troll, but I like the guy.

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Burrito

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:28 am

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A hole is a hole.

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long time guy

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:45 am

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Hate anything that smells of being promoted by SJW advocates.

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This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:53 am

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Never get into a argument with LTG. Yeah, he is always proven wrong, but he will never quit, ever. Amazing tenacity. I respect the hell out of that.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:31 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Don't ever buy anybody a drink.

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:53 am

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No matter the problem, issue or concern addressed by any member in any thread, the proper response is and always will be; "Move."

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:23 pm

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A no-talent, obese, loudmouthed SJW who has no real place in Sports has a thread running 500 pages.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:41 pm

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Always find a way to insult Beardown in your post. (This applies to me as well.)

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:49 pm

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If you're going to dox someone, do it via PM.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:06 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Always find a way to insult Beardown in your post. (This applies to me as well.)

#TRUTH

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:32 pm

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In any discussion of food Lou's is the only acceptable answer.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:03 pm

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With enough patience and a little creativity, you can literally make any poster disagree with himself over time.

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long time guy

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:36 pm

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NBA is evil incarnate.

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This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

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newper

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:41 pm

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:07 pm

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Everyone is their actual avatar ... for example, Darkside is balck.

Always ask spmack to pm you who's behind the latest mult, then know that it's not anyone he mentioned.

The topic of maglites is a sticky one.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:10 pm

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Threads about slumpbusters tend to go off the rails quickly

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:43 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Threads about slumpbusters tend to go off the rails quickly

Slumpbusters! Light em up Chicago!!!

I'll admit to two myself. The last one being a really dumb idea.

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