Having been born in '84, I consider myself neither an X'er or a Millennial, but as a member of Generation Jordan.

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However the entirety of the portion of my generation that entered the "journalism" field and writes for trash like Jezebel, HuffPost, etc. does suck and should be sterilized.

Having been born in '84, I consider myself neither an X'er or a Millennial, but as a member of Generation Jordan.

For some reason I always assumed you were older than that. Not sure why.

His senile posts?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

His senile posts?

His puttering around in the garage watching the rain, like my grandpa? His south of I-80 racist sensibilities? His inability to steam peas?

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

I'm an old soul.

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If you never drank from a garden hose you're probably a millenial.

If you are alergic to fresh air and keep your windows closed and run the air 210 days a year you're probably a millenial.

If you never had to buy several packs of baseball cards to get the one that had the stats on the back that would settle a summerlong argument with your buddy about someone's stats you're probably a millenial.

If you got a phone call when it was time to come home instead of knowing it was time to come home when the streetlights came on you're probably a millenial.

If you dont know how to use a card catalog you're probably a millenial.

If you dont know campus comedy, humor in uniform, or life in these united states you're probably a millenial.

If Kelly Le Brock didnt give you a boner in 84 you're probably a millenial.

If you didn't watch reruns of gilligans island, the munsters, and bewitched while faking sick from school you're probably a millenial.

If you didn't learn about spaying and nuetering from bob barker you're probably a millenial.

If you've never had to rewind to be kind you're probably a millenial.

If you never had to blow on the cartridge to get it yo work you're probably a millenial.

If you never got to fill it to the rim with brim you're probably a millenial.

If you watch revenge of the nerds and you see multiple sex crimes you're probably a millenial.

If someone says slow moving white bronco and you think of oj instead of elway you're probably a millenial.

If you never got one of those personalized birthday records that was actuallly square and on cardboard you're probably a millenial.

If your first cooy of white album wasnt on lp you're probably a millenial.

If you never thought a single sequined glove was a reasoable fashion accessory you're probably a millenial.

If you never bought a hypercolor you're probably a millenial.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

you know what i change my mind. the problems are not a generational thing.

theres two types of people,

-those on social media a lot

-those who arent or never.

BIG fucking difference, no matter what your age.

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We are DFAing you to the Millennials.

For some reason I always assumed you were older than that. Not sure why.

Depending on which marketing research source you prefer, most agree that millennials were born between the years 1978 and 1990.

If you were alive in the year 2000, you are a Millennial.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Does The Board count as social media? I used to pride myself on not being on social media, but.....

BadRogue should be happy.

Social media is constant giving and craving of everyone's attention.

A weird little circlejerk doesn't count.

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Nice. I can live with that definition.

I'm a Millennial but I don't feel like they're my people. I feel more kinship with Gen-Xers, I think.

It's awesome when millennial bashing takes place over social media platforms created by millennials.

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I was born in 82 and enjoy watching the rain from my balcony.

I'm a Millennial but I don't feel like they're my people. I feel more kinship with Gen-Xers, I think.

We'll proudly take you.

Discussion boards have been around since the 90s, at least. Bulletin boards since Atari.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.