that's a Politics 10

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Someone gave me one of her articles and said, "You should teach this." It was about gendered pronouns or something.

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Michelle Obama can't step out from Barack's shadow. That man will be loved till he dies by a large segment of the population.

Michelle is just Hillary Dozeal.

Shit Bill could have beat Trump and his wife if term limits weren't in the way.

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That's interesting because Jill is a known trans-exclusionary. Unrelated, she lives in a Kenyan summer cottage because she married rich.

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8 overall, 10 for most professions (your calc teacher, the chick who sells you dope, local ComEd worker, etc.) and 11 as prez

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So she's not actually black?

Eh it was a lazy comparison. I was trying to say she is just Black Hillary but that would be more denigrating in my opinion. No one wants to be Hillary anything

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Wait--it was about how women shouldn't change their names when they get married. I don't necessarily disagree with this or with some of the pronoun options, either. It's just that it's been suggested before. Many, many times. By scholars of language.

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No, they shouldn't, I agree. Kids can take their dads' names or use both. Quebec has already made it illegal to take your husband's name because it mucks up their record-keeping.

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except for the Cockman-Dickman wedding

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The Dems will be retarded and nominate someone like Chelsea Clinton. I shouldn't even joke about it.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Cmon, man. Making it illegal is way fucking over the top. I want to go back in time and vote for Trump now just because I read this.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Dead Bill Clinton could beat Chelsea. Without leaving his tomb.

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So we all agree it's Cory Booker, right?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Zeppo Kennedy

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Prez: George Clooney
VP: Sarah Silverman

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Strange those are the same names on my "People I want to see in an ISIS execution video" list.

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I don't think she wants to. She's not Hillary Clinton. In fact, from everything I've read she wasn't even thrilled with being first lady for eight years.

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Freedom is our Strength.

We might have a real Republican primary while supposedly one is in the WH.

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Elections have consequences.

Michelle Obama? Didn't the Democrats just try now the President's wife should run?

Elizabeth Warren stands for a lot of great things, but she's awful on camera. Super awkward. Corey Booker is a Wall St. shill.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Elizabeth Warren seems more interested in sound bites than anything else. I guess it could work but I hope they find someone better.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

had to google transexclusionary. man i hate the world we live in.

never thought about michelle obama before as a candidate, but she would have beaten trump.

That is a strange take. Do you think that because of her vastly superior political track record compared to Hillary who lost?

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Elections have consequences.

So basically we are looking at 8 years of Trump

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Not if the Rock runs. Honestly, the Rock, Kanye, Colbert, almost anyone is a candidate now.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Accountability is one of the biggest things plaguing America currently. Hypotheticals as to why Trump was elected are but a perpetuation of said plague.

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I would very much like to vote for a Democrat in 2020. Please don't pick a far left person for it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The legislative losses and governorship losses since 2010 have decimated the Democrat bench for 2020.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson