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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:44 pm 
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I'm not joking when I say your best bet is to ship it back. Cops are fucking fascists so this way if you do get pulled over, you literally have no reason to be worried.

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I've heard Nebraska cops are particularly shitty.

Yes, I've heard MANY say that.


I've been in Nebraska twice. Been pulled over twice. I would agree.

On the way back I will probably be coming back through Kansas and then Missouri. Won't be going into Nebraska.

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I've heard Nebraska cops are particularly shitty.


They suck. They have planes timing cars between the markings on the highway, which are 1/8 mile apart.

I got nailed coming home from Phish at Red Rocks in 1996, doing 89 in a 75. He found my bowl, but he didn't find my hitterbox.

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You're overthinking it, Db. It's not like you're driving with kilos of coke in your trunk. You'll be fine.

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I've driven across Nebraska like 100 times and I've never seen state troopers using aircraft.

Wyoming had a helicopter once look it could've been hunting speeders, but there's also a lot of military there so who knows. That was the only time I saw it being done over about 200,000 miles of interstate travel.


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I you are in Illinois on I-80 be careful from the state line until you get out of Henry county,they are always grabbing guys for dope.

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DB, just occurred to me that you can knock out two birds with one stone and bring back a uhaul's worth of bud. Do it.

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I you are in Illinois on I-80 be careful from the state line until you get out of Henry county,they are always grabbing guys for dope.


Typically only folks with brown skin and/or out of state plates. If your not rolling dirty without either of those "issues" you are home free.


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I you are in Illinois on I-80 be careful from the state line until you get out of Henry county,they are always grabbing guys for dope.


Typically only folks with brown skin and/or out of state plates. If your not rolling dirty without either of those "issues" you are home free.



Pretty heavy between 39 and Ladd exit as well on 80. But yes, 90% are as you describe.


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Well this is all news I can use. Leaving late Saturday to head to Denver and was going to go 30 to 88 to 80 to 76...may have to rethink that if there are that many cops out.

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You don't see many on the stretch of 80 from to 88 usually.


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Drove from here to Paonia saw 3 cops :shock:

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Keep it in the trunk, don't speed and nothing to worry about.

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I've driven across Nebraska like 100 times and I've never seen state troopers using aircraft.


It was twenty years ago, but it Did. Happen.

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DB, just occurred to me that you can knock out two birds with one stone and bring back a uhaul's worth of bud. Do it.


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Well this is all news I can use. Leaving late Saturday to head to Denver and was going to go 30 to 88 to 80 to 76...may have to rethink that if there are that many cops out.


I wouldn't worry about it. Don't go more than 5 mph over the limit, and don't toke in the car. Use your turn signals. Pack your contraband well (mason jars).

I can't imagine that there are checkpoints along the way, like near the Mexican border. Every car driving through Nebraska didn't buy weed in Colorado. And who is going there specifically to buy weed? I have literally dozens of connects here in Illinois.

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FWIW, few weeks ago going from PA to IL there was an ICE squadron in a rest area taking apart a pick up truck. Not sure if drug related or just because they were Mexican. Either way shit is out there and I assume more in agriculture states.

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I think I've made my view on drug laws clear,but I am somewhat lucky in that I don't even have to worry about them. I have an autoimmune disease that qualifies me for medicinal.

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pittmike wrote:
FWIW, few weeks ago going from PA to IL there was an ICE squadron in a rest area taking apart a pick up truck. Not sure if drug related or just because they were Mexican. Either way shit is out there and I assume more in agriculture states.



State police run dogs through rest stops and motels all the time, the cops get one load while 30 more get through.. Great strategy SMH

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pittmike wrote:
FWIW, few weeks ago going from PA to IL there was an ICE squadron in a rest area taking apart a pick up truck. Not sure if drug related or just because they were Mexican. Either way shit is out there and I assume more in agriculture states.



State police run dogs through rest stops and motels all the time, the cops get one load while 30 more get through.. Great strategy SMH

police dogs are bullshit. They return false hits all the time when directed by the officer to create fake PC.

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FWIW, few weeks ago going from PA to IL there was an ICE squadron in a rest area taking apart a pick up truck. Not sure if drug related or just because they were Mexican. Either way shit is out there and I assume more in agriculture states.



State police run dogs through rest stops and motels all the time, the cops get one load while 30 more get through.. Great strategy SMH

police dogs are bullshit. They return false hits all the time when directed by the officer to create fake PC.



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Well this is all news I can use. Leaving late Saturday to head to Denver and was going to go 30 to 88 to 80 to 76...may have to rethink that if there are that many cops out.


I wouldn't worry about it. Don't go more than 5 mph over the limit, and don't toke in the car. Use your turn signals. Pack your contraband well (mason jars).

I can't imagine that there are checkpoints along the way, like near the Mexican border. Every car driving through Nebraska didn't buy weed in Colorado. And who is going there specifically to buy weed? I have literally dozens of connects here in Illinois.


I meant 39 (by way of 90 in Machesney Park) not 30, but yeah that works. I can handle doing 73 in Iowa and the fiance will drive through Nebraska while I sleep.

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I think I've made my view on drug laws clear,but I am somewhat lucky in that I don't even have to worry about them. I have an autoimmune disease that qualifies me for medicinal.

IMO, you have to be kind of a dipshit to get arrested for weed once you're older than 22 or so. I hate the laws too but you almost deserve the penalty if you're dumb enough to get caught

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DB, just occurred to me that you can knock out two birds with one stone and bring back a uhaul's worth of bud. Do it.

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First off, let's ban Boilmaker Rick from this thread.

I will be travelling to Colorado next week and will be looking at bringing home some treats. I'm not going to be bringing home anything that would get me nabbed for some large scale distro charge, but I'm just curious if anyone else here has made the trip in recent years. From what I have been reading, I could encounter the following:

1. In places like Kansas or Nebraska you will be see road signs posted on the highway saying something like "Police Checkpoint Ahead". This is usually before an exit and the sign is placed there to scare people into exiting the highway into some po-dunk town that nobody normally exits to. It's at this exit where they nab people since it would be impossible to stop traffic completely on some place like I-80.

2. If you are pulled over, do not consent to any search. Police will claim they will call a K9 unit in, but it's illegal for them to detain you for an unreasonable amount of time (more than a few mins) to wait on a K9.

3. If you do get pulled over, and you do end up being searched don't be carrying any large amount of cash (Anything over $100). Police will confiscate it because it's "drug money". Civil forfeiture laws are great.

4. I heard from Hatchetman that if the cop offers to choke you, let them do it.

Does anyone else here have any tips or stories to share?


take the tires off your car and weld metal boxes to your rims that you can store your weed in. put the tires back on and go through all the checkpoints you want. if a k9 gets excited, just tell the cop you were smoking weed in colorado and then you stopped.

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I think I've made my view on drug laws clear,but I am somewhat lucky in that I don't even have to worry about them. I have an autoimmune disease that qualifies me for medicinal.

IMO, you have to be kind of a dipshit to get arrested for weed once you're older than 22 or so. I hate the laws too but you almost deserve the penalty if you're dumb enough to get caught


to be fair cops dont usually hassle people after early 20s. when your a teen, they do everything they can to catch you with anything.

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Well this is all news I can use. Leaving late Saturday to head to Denver and was going to go 30 to 88 to 80 to 76...may have to rethink that if there are that many cops out.


I wouldn't worry about it. Don't go more than 5 mph over the limit, and don't toke in the car. Use your turn signals. Pack your contraband well (mason jars).

I can't imagine that there are checkpoints along the way, like near the Mexican border. Every car driving through Nebraska didn't buy weed in Colorado. And who is going there specifically to buy weed? I have literally dozens of connects here in Illinois.


I meant 39 (by way of 90 in Machesney Park) not 30, but yeah that works. I can handle doing 73 in Iowa and the fiance will drive through Nebraska while I sleep.


70 west of Omaha, and 75 west of Lincoln

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Bottom line is this non-legalized states use this, DUI, and whatever chance they can as a huge revenue source.

I commute from Lake Co. to Milwaukee and every day....there are 2-3 cars pulled over. Most of the team, you can see the state troopers ripping the car apart. Revenue.

Regardless of age, if you get pulled over I'm pretty sure they're gonna find your stash. not worth it. I don't smoke weed, but certainly know where I can get it and have a choice of traditional or medical.

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