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IkeSouth

Post subject: I tried online dating again

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:52 pm

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Been a few years. Was bored. Got a date for tomorrow. She seems sheltered. At least she has tattoos. Really hoping she doesnt have a penis.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:27 pm

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Never date a woman with tattoos

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:29 am

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Hockey Gay wrote:

Never date a woman with tattoos

or with a penis

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:57 am

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Hockey Gay wrote:

Never date a woman with tattoos

Why?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:19 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

Hockey Gay wrote:

Never date a woman with tattoos

Why?

They remind him of his uncle that refused to molest him. Ask Gay to tell the story sometime.

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Management

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:37 am

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IkeSouth wrote:

Been a few years. Was bored. Got a date for tomorrow. She seems sheltered. At least she has tattoos. Really hoping she doesnt have a penis.

Is the FBI aware of this development?

Sincerely,
Management

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:44 am

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No you didn't, and no you don't.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:52 am

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Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:29 am

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

My phone bill is $25 a month and my truck is paid off. But they never know either of those things.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:03 pm

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IMU wrote:

Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.

Cricket is awesome.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:07 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

IMU wrote:

Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.

Cricket is awesome.

501 is better.

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It's more fun to be a victim

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IMU

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:09 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

IMU wrote:

Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.

Cricket is awesome.

501 is better.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:10 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

IMU wrote:

Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.

Cricket is awesome.

I thought sini was the only cricket fan on the board.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:29 pm

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Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:21 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.

Best of luck. You hope it doesn't happen, but if it HAS to happen, fingers crossed the murder comes first!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:22 pm

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Death it is! But first, Ugu!

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:59 pm

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Start by asking her how much the blowjob costs.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:30 pm

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:33 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.

That's not a bad way to go out. There are much worse ways.

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312player

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:19 pm

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I've never done the online thing, I don't think I ever could... This "bitch" probably got a dick or her man gonna stick a pistol to your head when you walk in.. The only women desperate enough for dick on the net gotta be fat as fuck or dirty as fuck.. Take a pass ike.

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312player

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:21 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

IMU wrote:

Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.

Cricket is awesome.

I thought sini was the only cricket fan on the board.

Loyal custy for 11 years, own 4k in stock, only stock my broke Ass owns.

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:30 am

Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:55 am
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Jbi11s wrote:

Hockey Gay wrote:

Never date a woman with tattoos

Why?

You tell me

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:01 am

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

yeah she wasnt that kind of girl, she just wanted to talk. why even bother... theres no shame in dtf. 22 years old and i guess im 27 :oops:

she isnt looking for a bf but we spent all night fucking and talking. i only took her home a few hours before work. oh and the best part is her mom is pissed. fucking seriously. that was fun though. happy 4th everyone.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:03 am

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:13 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:36 pm
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IkeSouth wrote:

Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.

IkeSouth wrote:

yeah she wasnt that kind of girl, she just wanted to talk. why even bother... theres no shame in dtf. 22 years old and i guess im 27 :oops:

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Not over yet.

Yes it is.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:46 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

her mom was pissed i was over at their place so i brought her back to mine

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:22 pm

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Maybe you should have offered to fuck the mom as well. I

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Pipsqueak

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:38 pm

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I met my wife online.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:50 pm

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Internet dating is about having sex. You don't actively look for a relationship.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: I tried online dating again

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:04 pm

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Nas wrote:

Internet dating is about having sex. You don't actively look for a relationship.

I dunno man... several of our boards top contributors and many of my friends got married to their internet matches. I can think of 4 marriages just from this board in the last 3 years.

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