Bebe: Hey ya Mikey, hey ya Fritzy i'll have your drinks ready in a jiffy.

Fritzy: Thanks hun. You know Mike I was wrongly fired. Is there
anyting you can do to get my job back.

Pappy: Don't worry about it Fritz. My guys took Mitch to a place over
dare on the west side. Dares a Vice and a ball bat sittin in da
corner of da room. We're gonna make Mitch an offer he can't
refuse.

Fritzy: Mikey I knew you had my back. Hey when I come back do you
think I can get a salary

Pappy: One step at a time Fritz. Just remember no more comments
about da J e w s and da blacks. You and I know that dare only
good if you need a lawyer or an athlete. But ya can't say dat on
da air.

Fritzy: I know Mikey. What ever happened to da good ole days when
you can be a rasist and every one has a laugh.

Pappy: I know Fritz. What are ya gonna do. But I'm tryin to hustle
another contract from Mitch so ya better watch it.

Bebe: Here's your drinks . Hey Mikey do ya think you can bring back
adopt a pet to the show. After all I did negociate your 1.7 million
dollar contract.

Pappy: I'll be honest with you hun. You had nothing to do with dat
contract. Management and I hatched dat out in dat room on da
west side. I just told dem to talk to you so you can think dat you
got da deal

Bebe: Oh Mikey.

Pappy: Keep da drinks commin Be. Fritzy and me are goin to da hall of
fame room to play some Golden Tee. I'm gonna be Tiger Woods.

Fritzy: Why do you get to be da black.

Pappy: He's Asian Fritz. He's Asian. (Laughing in pappy style cackle)

Bebe: Oh boys!!!

Cue Sinatra music.......

Roll Credits.

That post cannot be from Mike.

Mike would never be able to spell "da"

Funny stuff. Kepp 'em coming, Larry!

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Will do. I got some good ideas for future episodes.

Joe Pesci ("My Cousin Vinny" comedic style not "The Casino" guy) as Pappy
Tony Sirico (Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos) as Fritzy
Katherine Narducci (Artie's wife from the Sopranos) as Bebe

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Jen Jen: Paris Hilton (Paris is hotter but they share the same brain)

Rock: The fat Kid from "Bad Santa"

I'm stickin' with the Soprano's cast.

Mitch will look good by Joe Gennascole (sp?) (Vito, the fat burrito construction supervisor mobster who wanted to blow Meadow's boyfriend)

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Larry, register, I would be happy to devote some section to you.

Thats so good it might rival the Tookie thing they did, of course my dog taking a crap rivals that

My bad, I don't want to insult my dog's crap, it's better

Heard the last 20 minutes of the show today an it's Annie talking about how hard they work during the week and they get all nutty towards the end of the week.

I still wonder if they really think they have something good on the air because thjere is just nothing there. No substance, nothing to look forward to and nothing ever I wait to listen to, once again my listenerhsip is down about 90% from last uyear at this time, but the 10% i hear doesn't inspire me.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Big, like you I found myself listening this week. Partially because I wanted to see if any changes were in store, partially becasue Rover blows and I'm left with little else to listen to for a laugh or at least release in the mornings.

Disappointment abounds.

What I heard wasn't (largely) offensive, but just boring and forgetable. Something about renting a house in Detroit for the Super Bowl--- who cares? Commenting on moves/games during the "vacation" - been there done that. Siragusa, the idiot's version of John Riggins (ex-jock commentator), the lack of continuity on the show thanks in part to 30 minutes of "content" per hour, or the other "personalities" on this show who you just don't care about????

Welcome to irrelevant radio...