https://patch.com/illinois/oakpark/man-caught-masturbating-camera-strangers-backyard-still-large-elmwood-park-police

jimmypasta taking a stroll around the old neighborhood!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Making his family recipe alfredo sauce.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You should probably update the thread title to clearly indicate it wasn't HIS backyard.

If you can't masturbate in your own backyard or garage(tip of cap to Leash) I don't want to live in this fucking country anymore.

That's probably why Pulte builds the side facing garages, right Denis?

We all have our limits, including characters allowed in titles.

I understand that, but said ownership of backyard kind of is a show stopper here.

You can't beat that.

Get this jerk off the streets!

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I'll go get the kleenex,I'll go get the kleenex.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Nicely done.

If he escaped in a 79 Trans Am, it was obviously Aintny DiGiovanni. Porkin' broads aint as easy as it used to be.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

I knew that was why FrAjent was asking about security cameras!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I forgot all about that.

Jack Mehoffer

I guess he got bored sitting in his garage when it rains.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Do Elmwood Park residents typically have security cameras facing their back yards?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I can think of a few reasons why they would, but they are rooted in egregious, almost cartoonish, and demographically outdated stereotypes of Italian Americans.

Move it up the street to Norridge and I can re-jigger it into a Polish joke if you'd like.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

It was on the north side of the tracks. Speaking polish is becoming a prerequisite.

yes they do.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest