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Man reports his collection of porn stolen

March 14, 2008
NEWS-SUN STAFF REPORT
WAUKEGAN -- He had to swallow some pride to report this crime.

When a Waukegan man returned home from work last week and realized he had been burglarized, there were some pretty typical items taken.

A DVD player, a few dozen DVDs -- nothing out of the ordinary, except that the DVDs were far from family-friendly.

The 39-year-old, who lives in an apartment in the 800 block of Berwick Boulevard, told police thieves took nearly 40 pornographic DVDs. The collection included 30 assorted titles and a 10-disc box set of ethnic-specific movies. Thieves also took a $200 DVD player.

Reports state that thieves likely entered the building through a common door shared with other tenants.

A police spokesman would not comment on the frequency of theft of adult videos, but did say that no arrests have been made since the March 4 burglary.

03/14/08


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box set...that's funny


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The collection included 30 assorted titles and a 10-disc box set of ethnic-specific movies.


Booty Talk?
All that Azz?
Chocolate Foam?
Little White Chicks with Big Black Dicks?

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Hispanic midget amputees?

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come on guys / we're talking keeping score here / so think ethnic, but think all-male. (long duck dong does long dongs)


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Hispanic midget amputees?


My wife received a gift on the night of her bachelorette night of 'Hispanic Ass Crammers'


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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Hispanic midget amputees?


My wife received a gift on the night of her bachelorette night of 'Hispanic Ass Crammers'


That's an odd theme for a bachelorette night...

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Little White Chicks with Big Black Dicks?


Damn, bi-racial trannies. How did they choose the color of their dicks?
They need to stop fucking around with the human genome. This shit is getting out of hand, a white chick with a black dick, indeed.

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Hispanic midget amputees?


My wife received a gift on the night of her bachelorette night of 'Hispanic Ass Crammers'


Was it a movie, or did she go behind the towel with a male stripper?


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good dolphin wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Hispanic midget amputees?


My wife received a gift on the night of her bachelorette night of 'Hispanic Ass Crammers'


Was it a movie, or did she go behind the towel with a male stripper?


It was gay porn. It was an inside joke for her love of mexican men while in high school.


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I love isnide jokes....

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Keeping Score? I also vote all-male or she-male. "Just Me" out.


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Your avatar has Mona Lisa quality, everywhere I stand I can feel Mike Tirico looking at me...

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Hispanic midget amputees?


My wife received a gift on the night of her bachelorette night of 'Hispanic Ass Crammers'


Was it a movie, or did she go behind the towel with a male stripper?


It was gay porn. It was an inside joke for her love of mexican men while in high school.


Not Mexican HV, Puerto Rican...there IS a difference (This one's for SP and Kid) :wink: :lol:

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Regular Reader wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Hispanic midget amputees?


My wife received a gift on the night of her bachelorette night of 'Hispanic Ass Crammers'


Was it a movie, or did she go behind the towel with a male stripper?


It was gay porn. It was an inside joke for her love of mexican men while in high school.


Not Mexican HV, Puerto Rican...there IS a difference (This one's for SP and Kid) :wink: :lol:


She loved mexican men and the closest gay porn they could find was Hispanic Ass Crammers - I'm from here - I know there is a difference....:-)


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I found the KS DVD link: http://www.jlist.com/SEARCH/new_half/1/


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JASON E. GOFF says he shops here. http://www.spicetvstore.com/


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i don't know why anyone would actually purchase porn...

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Same reason people purchase music?

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Hispanic midget amputees?


My wife received a gift on the night of her bachelorette night of 'Hispanic Ass Crammers'


must have been quite an evening when she watched em


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