I don't think he has one yet and I'm tired of typing out Markkanen. Since he's the only Bull worth discussing, let's make it easier. What ya got?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Chitwood

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Marki Mark

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Mods please ban

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That's not bad. Too long though

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Bulls nickname- Marki Mark and the Sucky Bunch. They give you Bad Vibrations

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

That's a tough one. Maybe Lauri "The Finn" Markkanen?

Big Finnish

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'll allow it.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You just made Peoria Matt orgasm.

That's SOLID though. Leash, why aren't you this clever?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Because I’m not doing stand-up at a Presbyterian Church ice cream social?

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Chairman of the Fjord.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

'The Finn Reaper'

Helsink3

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

"White Death" is a perfect nickname for these times. There's a historical analog but it wouldn't matter.

https://www.simohayha.com/

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

The Marksman.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Best one

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

White Negro

Lauren

Marksman

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Nicknames in the NBA have died. What's a good nickname these days? Can't think of one. What guys are doing is just messing around with people's names. D Rose. D Wade. R Dub. CP3. KAT. KD. That stuff doesn't count. Maybe LBJ as the king but that hasn't stuck.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'd consider Durantula to be a nickname still.

Is OJ Mayo still in the league? He was called The Grocery List.

I'm hard pressed to think of any more.

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https://www.basketball-reference.com/pl ... kla01.html

Lauri Markkanen
Pronunciation: \LAU-ree MARK-a-nin\
Lauri Elias Markkanen ▪ Twitter: MarkkanenLauri
(The Finnisher)
Position: Power Forward ▪ Shoots: Right
7-0, 230lb (213cm, 104kg)
Team: Chicago Bulls

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Lauri Bird

I didn't know about Durantula. Sounds pretty cool though.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

The Asshole Who Can't Play Defense or Make Others Better had a ring to it.

TAWCPDMOB it is.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That's already taken by like half the league.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

You can do a spin on another famous athlete from Finland's nickname only make it relevant to basketball...

Instead of Finish Flash (teemu selanne) go with The Finish Splash.

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