Singleton, 33, was named Thursday to succeed Ed Farmer, who was promoted to play-by-play announcer when Ed Rooney left at the end of last season.

This was in Robert Feder's Friday collum. And I thought Ed Rooney was busted for child molitation.

Yeah, mixing up Ed Rooney and John Rooney is pretty dumb. But not quite as dumb as misspelling "column" or "molestation".

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EQUALS



according to Feder, anyway.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Looks like Reinsdorf is playing the race card again with a minority hire. Poor old veteran white guy Tommy John never had snowballs chance in hell of getting the job - but they "interviewed" him...Hello DJ! Hello Holmes! Hello Hood! [/b]

No tears for Tommy John here. Seems like a decent guy but I personally find him to be pretty boring.

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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

Good Lord, it looks like Ed Farmer took one too many organ donations up his ass.