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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:30 am

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tommy wrote:

SuperMario wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I represent a lot of landlords and this issue is getting out of control. People can get a "certificate" online for $50 without ever even seeing or talking to anyone. It's a sham.

$50, eh?

I think need a support falcon.

If you get one, you have to complete the ensemble.

Man, that chick in that movie was way hot.

Ah, yes. Tanya Roberts. Her breasts were magnificent in that movie. That movie came out before PG-13 ratings, so it had breasts in it as a PG movie. Interesting tidbit.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:34 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

SuperMario wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I represent a lot of landlords and this issue is getting out of control. People can get a "certificate" online for $50 without ever even seeing or talking to anyone. It's a sham.

$50, eh?

I think need a support falcon.

If you get one, you have to complete the ensemble.

Training a falcon or hawk is something I plan to do in my retirement. I've done a little research. It seems one should start with a small bird like a kestrel. I read a pretty good book recently called H is for Hawk. The author, Helen MacDonald, is in a current PBS nature special training a goshawk.

Get a Crow. Smartest birds.

Yes, they even make tools. I want something that will hunt though.

Something big enough to take one of these down I bet....

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:34 am

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Harpy eagle should do the trick.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:23 am

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The animals are real, though.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:30 am

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/30/travel/em ... index.html

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:17 am

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Hah just saw a chow in the security line and some runt was attacking people in terminal 3. Now I am going to notice this shit all the time.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:26 am

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Secondary douchebagging for the assholes who drive with a dog in their laps. Your attention needs to be 100% on the road.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:40 am

100000 CLUB

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I hate Chows. I have yet to meet one that was friendly to people other than its owners.

Also, that story is from 2014

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:17 am

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SuperMario wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I represent a lot of landlords and this issue is getting out of control. People can get a "certificate" online for $50 without ever even seeing or talking to anyone. It's a sham.

$50, eh?

I think need a support falcon.

If you get one, you have to complete the ensemble.

Yeah, no .... nobody wants to see Bastion Booger with a falcon - the bird or the Ford.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:22 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I hate Chows.

Jive Miguel, he's in from Bogota
Meet me at midnight at Mr. Chow's
Szechuan dumplings after the deal has been done
I'm the one
It's a glamour profession
The L.A. concession
Local boys will spend a quarter
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun under the sun

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:37 am

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Chus wrote:

Secondary douchebagging for the assholes who drive with a dog in their laps. Your attention needs to be 100% on the road.

I don't understand how there isn't a law against this. It's absolutely distracted driving.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:39 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Franky T wrote:

Chus wrote:

Secondary douchebagging for the assholes who drive with a dog in their laps. Your attention needs to be 100% on the road.

I don't understand how there isn't a law against this. It's absolutely distracted driving.

It's also endangering the animal. If that airbag deploys, that dog is literally going to die instantly.

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:40 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Chus wrote:

Secondary douchebagging for the assholes who drive with a dog in their laps. Your attention needs to be 100% on the road.

I don't understand how there isn't a law against this. It's absolutely distracted driving.

It's also endangering the animal. If that airbag deploys, that dog is literally going to die instantly.

I kind of want to see that happen. Not for the animal suffering, but just to see what would happen. That dog might shot gun through the window.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:55 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Chus wrote:

Secondary douchebagging for the assholes who drive with a dog in their laps. Your attention needs to be 100% on the road.

I don't understand how there isn't a law against this. It's absolutely distracted driving.

It's also endangering the animal. If that airbag deploys, that dog is literally going to die instantly.

Is this a common problem? I think I've seen it maybe once in the past 10 years.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People with Fake Support Animals

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:57 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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FavreFan wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Chus wrote:

Secondary douchebagging for the assholes who drive with a dog in their laps. Your attention needs to be 100% on the road.

I don't understand how there isn't a law against this. It's absolutely distracted driving.

It's also endangering the animal. If that airbag deploys, that dog is literally going to die instantly.

Is this a common problem? I think I've seen it maybe once in the past 10 years.

I don't think so. But if an airbag deploys in a small dogs face, not good....

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