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jimmypasta

Post subject: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:23 pm

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Every year the draft has a bunch of little guys like this looking for a job. The stupid press in this town thought this kid was the next Darrin Sproles. He just looks like a guy the past 8-9 weeks.

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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:24 pm

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Ryan Pace loves drafting community college kids!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:26 pm

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:26 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Every year the draft has a bunch of little guys like this looking for a job. The stupid press in this town thought this kid was the next Darrin Sproles. He just looks like a guy the past 8-9 weeks.

It's because they (a) run him up the middle, and (b) he's the only real receiver they have.

Put the kid on the Eagles, and he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:27 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Best casino in Vegas.

That's my place of choice in Sin City.

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America

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:27 pm

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Well they have completely forgotten how to use him. Tarik Cohen is not a between the tackles runner yet here the Bears are, basically treating him like he's no different than Howard.

If the Bears bring in a non-idiot coach (highly unlikely) they'll probably know what to make of him. Cohen can make people miss, which is a skill that almost guarantees NFL success.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:29 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Every year the draft has a bunch of little guys like this looking for a job. The stupid press in this town thought this kid was the next Darrin Sproles. He just looks like a guy the past 8-9 weeks.

It's because they (a) run him up the middle, and (b) he's the only real receiver they have.

Put the kid on the Eagles, and he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

"Good in Space." as they say.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:31 pm

jimmypasta wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Every year the draft has a bunch of little guys like this looking for a job. The stupid press in this town thought this kid was the next Darrin Sproles. He just looks like a guy the past 8-9 weeks.

It's because they (a) run him up the middle, and (b) he's the only real receiver they have.

Put the kid on the Eagles, and he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

"Good in Space." as they say.

They should launch the whole team into space.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:56 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Every year the draft has a bunch of little guys like this looking for a job. The stupid press in this town thought this kid was the next Darrin Sproles. He just looks like a guy the past 8-9 weeks.

It's because they (a) run him up the middle, and (b) he's the only real receiver they have.

Put the kid on the Eagles, and he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

"Good in Space." as they say.

They should launch the whole team into space.

Hey, hey .... take it easy, now ...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:30 am

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Mirage?! That's where you keep your automobile!

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America

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:28 am

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Nagy is in love with him.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:47 am

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America wrote:

Nagy is in love with him.

I trust that he will be able to actually maximize his skill set.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:49 am

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America wrote:

Nagy is in love with him.

...and doesn't like Howard.

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America

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:08 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

America wrote:

Nagy is in love with him.

I trust that he will be able to actually maximize his skill set.

I think they stumbled into hiring him and now he's busy taking over the entire organization. Guy seems like his shit is thoroughly together. Reminds me of an offensive minded Lovie.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The Tariq Cohen Mirage

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:59 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

America wrote:

Nagy is in love with him.

...and doesn't like Howard.

He can't catch. If they really don't like him they should have traded him. He would have brought back no worse than a 2nd round pick.

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